Skullgirls watch Death Battle

Wally West vs Archie Sonic

[Wiz: Speed. It's the ultimate sensation on the human body.

Boomstick: And today, we're pittin' together two of the fastest characters out there.

Wiz: With these two, speed is far more than simply moving fast.

We cut to the combatants' name cards.

Wiz: Wally West, the fastest Flash from DC Comics.

Boomstick: And Sonic from Archie Comics, the most supersonic Sonic of all the Sonics.]

"So, this one is faster than the one who fought Mario?" Asked Valentine.

"And we got a faster Flash than the one that kicked Quicksilver's a-butt." Carol grunted.

"...Hoooo, this is gonna be rough to keep up with..." Cerebella muttered.

"Speedy opponents are the one thing that just keeps givin' me trouble." Beowulf sighed.

"So this is it... The true pinnacle of speed?" Marie murmured.

"We already saw how crazy Barry was, and these two are even crazier than that?!" Filia exclaimed.

[Wiz: The year was 1985, and the multiverse was in crisis. Infinite earths were on the brink of total annihilation.

Boomstick: But one man could save the day by running really, really, really fast. The Flash. Aaahhh!~

Wiz: To save everything and everyone, Barry Allen sacrificed his life.]

"Aw man! Rest in peace, dude..." Muttered Beowulf.

"...What could have killed THAT man?!" Eliza exclaimed.

"Well... Something that can catch him clearly..." Valentine muttered.

"...Infinite...realities...?" Marie breathed.

"...Well... We all know how strong speed is because of Barry..." Filia murmured.

"...Why does Boomstick keep making that 'aaahhh' sound every time the Flash's name is mentioned?" Annie wondered.

"He's singing." Cerebella snickered.

"Ah, Flash is as noble as always. Aside from... waiting to save a falling woman..." Leviathan muttered.

"Geez, these comics get pretty wild from the sound of it." Samson grunted.

[Boomstick: But the Flash wasn't all gone. Barry had a sidekick. You might say, a pro-tee-gee.

Wiz: Protégé.

Boomstick: Wally West!

Wally: Dude, as soon as you finish your drink, turn yourself in.

Trickster: (raising his mug) Got me again, Flash!]

"...Damn, he can just do that, huh? And the guy respects him enough to follow through? Dunno if I'm impressed, or horrified he's crazy enough to try." Ben admitted.

"...I... don't think he's actually gonna listen to you..." Filia murmured.

[Wiz: Despite the impressive amount of coincidences Barry needed to gain his speed, many others have possessed the powers of the Scarlet Speedster. But for Wally, his own coincidence is unparalleled.

Boomstick: Let's see, President of the Flash Fan Club, nephew to Flash's girlfriend, who introduced him, visited while Flash had a chemical lab set up exactly like it was when he got his powers, then, just like Barry, Wally got struck by lightning that knocked him into the chemicals, and boom! Flash powers. I would say this kid was super lucky, but... he did get struck by lightning.]