[Wiz: These two masters of evil are experts at bending others to their will, but beneath the mask lies the scars of their past, literally.]
"Huh. So the masks hide their scars?" Ben asked.
"A human cannot get more repulsive. They have nothing to hide." Double huffed.
"Oh, it could definitely get worse. They could end up looking like you!" Deadpool chirped. Double grumbled under her breath.
[Boomstick: Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith.
Wiz: And Doctor Doom, sovereign ruler of Latveria.]
"Doctor Doom? Really? Of all the corny, lame, generic bad guy names they could have went with..." Annie groused.
"I thought it sounded pretty cool..." Filia said meekly. Annie gave her the stink eye.
[Wiz: Darth Vader. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, this mass murderer was one of the most dangerous and respected killers among the stars.]
"I get the sense he's far more than a mere murderer... He has the air of a general." Parasoul guessed.
"This man... He radiates evil... And yet..." Marie trailed off.
[Boomstick: Nobody stood a chance - he was a "Force" to be reckoned with... Haha!]
Nadia grimaced. "Man I need to get over this inherit bias against Luke's entire world..." Carol ripped one of the chairs out of the floor and hurled it at the screen in a fit of rage, displeased with the double whammy of the pun and the reminder of her child's killer.
[Wiz: But before he was a Dark Lord of the Sith, he was Anakin Skywalker, an innocent child sold to slavery on the harsh desert planet of Tatooine.]
Steam billowed from Ben's pipes. Sentient trafficking never failed to enrage him... Marie clutched onto Peacock, the cartoon girl hugging back and patting her shoulder.
[Boomstick: Anakin was a prodigy mechanic, a prodigy Pod racer, and a prodigy Jedi! So I'd say the junk dealer who bought him got a pretty sweet deal. Y'know, apart from the whole... "ownership of people" thing...]
"Stupid scumbag piece of crap." Carol hissed.
"Gettin' pretty sick of having to chase slave traders away from Little Innsmouth." Nadia hissed.
[Boomstick: Then Liam Neeson showed up and measured his power level to find out that this kid was the Chosen One, destined to do something great that would bring balance to the all-powerful Force. Whatever the f**k that means!]
"Balance? Now what need is there for balance when some are clearly much better than others?" Eliza spoke up.
"Oh brother, you and your weird god complex..." Nadia muttered.
"Don't worry, she'll understand she ain't all that and a bag of chips soon enough." Deadpool assured the feral. Eliza just huffed.
[Wiz: Freed from slavery and trained under Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin grew into an extremely powerful Jedi, capable of lifting starships and crushing buildings with just his mind.]
Parasoul's jaw dropped. What kind of power was this?! If Luke really had killed her son, she had no chance of avenging him!
"Aww... People live in those buildings..." Filia whined.
[Wiz: He quickly rose through the Jedi ranks to the very top and led the legendary 501st Legion in the galaxy-wide Clone Wars.]
"...Over five hundred legions? Do these roaches never die?" Double asked in dismay.
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Skullgirls watch Death Battle
FanfictionThe Skullgirls cast are brought to a mysterious room by two bored deities to watch one of their favourite shows. They will learn of many colourful characters as they find out who would win a Death Battle. Written on Fanfiction.Net alongside my co-wr...
