[Wiz: Batman, DC's vengeful crusader of the night.
Boomstick: Iron Man, Marvel's genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist.
Wiz: These two mortal men have used their intellect and determination to take their place alongside gods.
Boomstick: And bein' filthy, stinkin' rich sure doesn't hurt either.]
"Iron Man's stuff is WAY cooler!" Opined Umbrella.
"Ah, Bats' gear has its own charm to it." Nadia chuckled.
"...I wouldn't say they deserve to stand among gods..." Double muttered.
"...I wish I had money..." Filia sighed.
[Boomstick: That's right, he's back. In case you're one of the many psycho supervillains stalking the streets of Gotham City, I would make peace with whatever god you pray to, because they won't save you from the goddamn Batman.]
"Man must be pretty ruthless to get an entire city runnin' scared of him." Ben remarked.
"So they acknowledge the overuse of the bat." Double noted.
"Feels like I'd be top of his hitlist." Valentine sighed.
[Batman: All men have limits. They learn what they are and learn not to exceed them. I ignore mine.]
"...A recipe for disaster." Valentine said flatly.
"Gonna screw ya over one of these days there, Brucie." Nadia warned.
"Man has balls. I like it." Samson said with a grin.
"Your life is in the balance, Wayne. You will destroy yourself." Double declared.
"I hope he takes proper care of himself..." Parasoul sighed.
[Wiz: But before he dressed like a giant rodent and employed little boys in booty shorts as meat-shields, he was Bruce Wayne: scion of the multi-billion dollar company, Wayne Enterprises.]
"...And then his parents got murdered..." Cerebella sighed, shaking her head in sympathy.
"...Little boys in... Ugh... MUST they describe it like THAT?" Parasoul groaned.
"Everyone starts out happy. Then it all just goes bad." Ben sighed.
"...I guess Batman IS a little bit crazy, huh...?" Filia murmured.
[Boomstick: Until mommy and daddy got 360 no-scoped, leaving Bruce with a void inside him that could only be filled by the never-ending quest for justice, and vengeance.]
"He ever find the bastard that orphaned him?" Asked Samson.
"I'm sure someone did. They were important figures." Parasoul remarked.
"...He's a bad man and he deserves to rot!" Umbrella declared.
[Wiz: That night, Bruce Wayne died, and the Batman was born. He would devote his life to perfecting his body and mind to become more than human. He would transcend his own morality into legend. A nightmare to haunt evildoers 'til the end of time.
Boomstick: Jesus Christ! I feel like Zoloft and therapy would work, too, but, okay, whatever works.]
"Well, hard to turn that into an interesting story." Valentine snorted.
"Someone doesn't watch dramas." Marie drawled.
"The trauma drove the boy mad." Double deduced.
"He just didn't wanna be hurt again..." Carol muttered.
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Skullgirls watch Death Battle
FanfictionThe Skullgirls cast are brought to a mysterious room by two bored deities to watch one of their favourite shows. They will learn of many colourful characters as they find out who would win a Death Battle. Written on Fanfiction.Net alongside my co-wr...
