Skullgirls watch Death Battle

Thor vs Wonder Woman

[Wiz: The different pantheons of gods and goddesses have always been rife with conflict, and these heavenly wars can last for centuries.]

"Or a few moments." Eliza chuckled.

"Uuuugh... Even the GODS go to war?! Just stop, war is stupid, don't do it, it's dumb and it doesn't help anyone!" Umbrella cried out in frustration. She didn't know it, but Cerebella felt touched by those words.

[Boomstick: Like with Thor, Norse champion of Asgard and son of Odin.

Wiz: And Wonder Woman, Greek warrior of the Amazons and daughter of Zeus.]

"Hmm? Diana isn't mortal?" Leviathan puzzled.

"Didn't they say she used to be a little clay thing?" Cerebella asked.

"Must have been retconned..." Annie mused.

[Wiz: This is the Realm Eternal, root of the World Tree, and noblest of the Nine Dimensions, Asgard.

Boomstick: Like a protector for your butt?

We see a clip of Sokka facepalming.]

"Uh... Oh. Oh! I get it..." Filia sighed. Everyone in the room shared Sokka's notion.

"For fucks sake..." Carol groaned, rubbing her temples.

"So crude..." Squigly spoke, her nose wrinkling.

[Wiz: Shh, shh, shh... Asgard. Since ancient times, this colorful realm has been inhabited by warriors so powerful, many believed them to be immortal deities.]

"Huh. So are they really gods, or just really strong aliens like Superman?" Ben sussed out.

"You could ask the same question about any god really." Cerebella murmured.

"Man this place sounds badass..." Samson murmured.

[Boomstick: And they sort of were, but being immortal in Asgard is a funny thing. See, every few thousand years, these fellas go through a little apocalyptic event where everybody dies.]

"...Well. That blows all kinds of ass." Samson declared.

"So it isn't truly immortality then, is it?" Parasoul murmured.

"And it seemed so idealistic too." Valentine sighed.

[Wiz: Then they're born anew with only vague memories of their previous lives. This is the cataclysmic event known as Ragnarök. And Asgard's newest king, the All-Father Odin, was determined to break this cycle.]

"Yes... An admirable goal to save his people from the constant fate of death..." Squigly muttered.

"So then they're all reincarnated... as the same person they were when they died?" Parasoul wonderer, tilting her head.

"Ragnarok... Now THAT is a cool name! For an...apocalypse..." Peacock muttered.

[Boomstick: So he fathered the best damn warrior the realms had ever seen...

We see young Loki with the words "Not You Dummy", then young Thor with the words "This Kid".

Boomstick: The Mighty Thor.]

"Lemme guess. All balls, no brains?" Cerebella predicted.

"Oh how very stereotypical of you." Leviathan snorted.

"Heh... Nice choice of wording, that'll piss off the sexy princess." Samson snickered as Parasoul bristled and covered Umbrella's ears.

[Wiz: Thor spent most of his life living among his people and defending his realm from its enemies.]