Skullgirls watch Death Battle

Bowser vs Ganondorf

[Boomstick: Ever since the invention of princesses, there have been princess kidnappers.]

Parasoul gripped her blade and her sister tightly.

"I don't wanna be snatched up by some big scaley turtle or some weird hook nosed guy!" Umbrella squeaked.

[Wiz: And these two are certainty among the top tier in their trade.]

"So they're always taking hostages." Ben growled.

"Mortals always want what others refuse to give." Double said simply.

[Boomstick: Bowser, the king of the Koopas.]

"Koopas? You mean like that cute little turtle from way back when we first started?" Umbrella asked.

"Huh. I can see why those little runts elected him as their leader." Valentine chuckled.

[Wiz: And Ganon, the demon king.]

"Ah, more demons. Hopefully this one has as much punch as the last." Eliza mused.

"Tch...Bowser gives off the air of a comedic antagonist... This man, though..." Parasoul trailed off.

[Boomstick: Once upon a time, a giant turtle had a dream.]

"No way it's a nice one. Bad guys don't have nice dreams." Umbrella commented.

"Yeah... At least we probably wouldn't consider them very nice." Filia agreed.

[Boomstick: He would conquer the Mushroom Kingdom by turning everyone in it into brick.]

"That's so incredibly cruel!" Squigly fulminated.

"They at least unconscious when he pulls that?!" Ben asked.

[Boomstick: But one pesky princess had the gall to undo his mystical masonry.]

"So he nabs her so he can stop her from unbricking everyone?" Peacock guessed.

"Wow. She stood up to that big ugly jerk for her people? Good princess!" Filia chirped.

[Wiz: Naturally, King Bowser Koopa had only one sensible option: he snatched her up and locked her away in his castle.]

"Presumably stopping her magic as well." Valentine piped up.

"Some kind of magic proof cage? Or maybe evil magic counters good magic?" Cerebella asked.

[Bowser's Castle from Super Mario Bros. is shown. A small tower with a single flag and a single small door.]

"Hmm. Hardly a castle." Parasoul smirked.

"No wonder he wants to conquer." Carol grunted.

[Wiz: No, not that castle.

The Great Tower of Bowser Land from Super Mario 3D World is shown.

Wiz: That castle.]

"Damn. Now that's a castle." Carol grunted.

"Heh... He's got quite an eye for flashy visuals." Ben chuckled.

[Boomstick: Because what's a little kidnapping when you've already morphed thousands of innocents into brick?]

"Someone needs to stop this creep... He's subjecting people to a fate worse than death." Annie commented.

"Yeah, imagine being used to pave roads and houses. That'd really suck." Cerebella chuckled.

[Wiz: With the princess out of the picture, Bowser finally had it all.]