Skullgirls watch Death Battle

Hulk vs Broly

[Wiz: As primal as the ground we walk on, and the air we breathe, anger can keep us alive or doom us forever.

Boomstick: Welp, on that fun note, let's jump into our season finale!

We cut to the combatants' name cards.

Wiz: First up is the Incredible Hulk, Marvel's mean green, world-breaking machine.

Boomstick: Then there's Broly, the Legendary Super Saiyan from Dragon Ball.]

"Oh dear... They're both planet killers, aren't they...?" Marie mused.

"...Oh, I hate feeling angry..." Filia sighed.

"Ah, it's amusing to see these neanderthals scream and stomp around." Eliza chortled.

"I fear for the collateral damage..." Parasoul sighed.

"Betting it's gonna be more than just a city this time." Peacock remarked.

[Wiz: Young Bruce Banner was a genius and the son of nuclear physicist Brian Banner.

Boomstick: Who was just the absolute shittiest dad ever. Complete with mom murdering and super baby slapping!]

"I hate that guy." Peacock sighed.

"Same here, kiddo, same here." Ben said with a glare.

"He belongs behind bars..." Parasoul snarled.

"Poor baby Bruce..." Filia sighed.

[Wiz: Naturally pretty distraught, Bruce's trauma due to parental abuse internalized itself as a second personality. An angry childlike brute that just wanted to be left alone.

Boomstick: Even with that angry shadow in his head, Bruce grew up to be a leader in the study of gamma radiation. So, like, a total nerd who probably got beat up all the time.

Wiz: He had that covered. During a gamma bomb test, Bruce was caught in the blast zone and absorbed enough radiation to, well, die.

Boomstick: Except he kind of didn't? Well, not permanently. Instead, the bomb opened a door that let Bruce's alternate personality step into the world.]

"Yep, the big green rage monster." Recalled Samson.

"Poor Bruce..." Filia sighed.

"Yeah, I'd wanna be left alone after all that too." Samson agreed.

"Well... He actually made something out of his life and it blew up in his face..." Nadia sighed.

"Always got under my skin how the smart kids get picked on just for being smaller and weaker than the tough kids." Ben sighed.

"It's really quite pathetic, considering the jocks are typically the ones that end up has-beens." Valentine shrugged.

"Man that has to hurt... I'm surprised he didn't at least get sick..." Cerebella muttered. "No one I know could take that blast..."

"...So... Bruce... DID die for a moment...?" Marie asked.

"Hulk saved his ass and messed up his life." Samson chuckled.

[Wiz: Thus, using his anger, Bruce Banner transformed into the Incredible Hulk.

Hulk: You make Hulk angry... You not like Hulk angry!]

"Unless they desperately need his anger to be pointed at the bad guy anyway." Annie said.

"Yeah, those giant raging monsters can really come in handy, can't they?" Samson chuckled.