[Wiz: There are plenty of talented people in the world, but even then, only a select few have the honor of being called "prodigy".
Boomstick: But bein' a prodigy can get to one's head. Or ONE's head, if you know what I'm sayin'. 'C-cause y-you know, the guy who made both these characters is called ONE. So... yeah.]
"...Huh. That's a nom de plume alright." Concluded Annie.
"Just cause you're old doesn't mean you get to make up words!" Umbrella huffed. Annie raised a brow.
"So they're both naturally gifted... But in what...?" Parasoul murmured.
"Tch. What sort of ridiculous alias is ONE?" Eliza scoffed.
"Hrrmm... An interesting choice to be certain." Leviathan remarked.
"It sounds arrogant if you ask me." Double huffed.
"Sounds cool!" Beowulf argued.
[Wiz: Mob, the reluctant psychic powerhouse from Mob Psycho 100.
Boomstick: And Tatsumaki, the fearless ferocious esper from One-Punch Man.]
"...Okay, so the series is named after Mob, and Tatsumaki's a woman not a man and she's psychic so she doesn't punch things... Ooh, Mob must win because of main character powers!" Umbrella chirped.
[Wiz: As a citizen of Seasoning City, you would probably be familiar with the local criminal group Claw.
Boomstick: Maybe even the famous sex symbol and so-called "greatest psychic of the century", Reigen.]
"...Great... Seasoning City's got its own Medici problem..." Ben groaned.
"...I pray they're not as awful..." Marie sighed.
"...Really? That guy's a 'sex symbol?' What's so great about him?" Samson asked, confused.
"Seasoning City, huh? That's... actually kind of a cute name." Cerebella chuckled.
"Tch... Fuck, I hear criminal group and I just wanna start ripping people to shreds..." Carol snarled. "One fucked me over and indirectly got me turned into THIS..."
"Oh? So-called? ...Is he dishonest like many of those psychics that were on the television?" Squigly asked with a tilted head.
"Eh, some of those guys were legit." Annie shrugged.
"Pffft! Who NAMED this place?! Some old chef?!" Peacock cackled.
[Wiz: But you probably wouldn't think twice about this plain-looking boy with a bowl cut, Shigeo Kageyama.]
"Shigeo? I thought his name was Mob?" Marie inquired.
"I'd probably bully him." Peacock admitted casually. Ben gave her a stern glare. "Whaaaaat? He looks like a neeeeerd!"
"No! No bullying! Bullying's not okay!" Carol barked, causing Peacock to pout.
"Well, it's not nice to judge simply by appearance alone." Squigly said with a tilted head.
"I like bowl hair! It looks funny!" Umbrella chirped.
"Does kinda look like a face among the crowd, but hey... that's just most people." Annie shrugged.
[Shigeo: I don't want to see anyone else hurting people, or anyone else getting hurt.]
"Awwww, he's a sweetie!" Filia said with a smile.
"Ah... I used to think the exact same thing..." Marie said softly.
"He seems like a delightful young man." Parasoul said with a smile and a nod.

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Skullgirls watch Death Battle
FanfictionThe Skullgirls cast are brought to a mysterious room by two bored deities to watch one of their favourite shows. They will learn of many colourful characters as they find out who would win a Death Battle. Written on Fanfiction.Net alongside my co-wr...