Skullgirls watch Death Battle

Sasuke vs Hiei

[Wiz: They're grim, nihilistic, and dreadfully ominous. Even when they fight on the side of good, they'll never crack a smile or share in their reward.

Boomstick: Oh great, we're talking about edgelords, aren't we?]

"Agh... Edgelords are no fun!" Sighed Peacock.

"But they probably have a reason to be like that. They're probably really sad." Umbrella murmured.

"Well... Sometimes they're just... following a trend, but I think some of them really are just sad..." Filia murmured.

"Hmph. Pathetic whelps likely just want attention." Double huffed.

"Get fucked. People keep calling ME an edgelord..." Carol grumped.

[Wiz: Sasuke, rival to Naruto Uzumaki and the solitary survivor of the Uchiha Clan.

Boomstick: And Hiei, rival to Yusuke Urameshi and lonely orphan to demons. Neat!]

"...Soooo, demons killed Hiei's family, got it." Nadia remarked.

"The last remnants of their families..." Parasoul breathed.

"I can see why they don't smile much..." Squigly murmured.

"Yeah, losing literally everything you care about will do that to you." Valentine remarked.

[Wiz: The Uchiha Clan was renowned for their incredible ability in battle. Despite being one of the founding families of the Hidden Leaf Village, Konoha, the Uchiha were outcast and cut off.]

"...Well that sounds like a recipe for disaster." Annie remarked.

"I doubt they'll accept it lightly..." Leviathan sighed.

"Oh dear... Do they really want to make enemies with such skilled warriors...?" Squigly murmured.

"Bet they were dicks." Carol grunted.

"Hmm... What kind of people were they...?" Marie murmured.

"Yeesh. They had to have done something pretty bad..." Cerebella muttered.

"Tch. Such betrayal can't go unpunished." Eliza scoffed.

[Boomstick: For good reason! Their people had gotten pretty famous for attackin' the village with a big Nine-Tailed Fox. So, not a good look.]

"...Well why'd they even let them stay then?" Asked Umbrella.

"Better to keep them where you can watch them closely I suppose..." Parasoul sighed.

"...The very same fox Naruto befriended?" Marie asked.

"Yeah... I wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them either." Valentine admitted.

"They've certainly proven themselves untrustworthy." Squigly sighed.

"Why would they wanna destroy the village they helped create?" Ben asked.

[Wiz: But everything changed with the head of the clan's first-born son, Itachi. He was a brilliant boy and a promising future for the family.

Boomstick: Even becoming the youngest kid to ever graduate ninja school. I went there for a bit, but then I learned they didn't use guns, so... y'know.]

"Firearms are too loud for a ninja!" Valentine snapped.

"So Itachu was the bridge between the two villages?" Squigly murmured.

"So the Hidden Leaf wanted him at their side... And I'm sure his village planned to take advantage of that..." Parasoul sighed.

"Ah, a prodigy, hmm? I've consumed many of those." Eliza purred.