avengers x male reader ( jedi / sith )

time travel for you ( end game )

the Avengers in a room with some hologram displays, showcasing each of the six Infinity Stones, sitting around a table. Tony, Steve and Bruce are pacing at the front, clearly leading the planning of the mission .

cap : Okay, so the "how" works. Now we gotta figure out the when and the where. Almost all of us has had an encounter with at least one of the six Infinity Stones.

tony : Well I'd substitute the word encounter for damn well near been killed by one of the six Infinity Stones.

scott : I haven't, I don't even know what the hell you're all talking about.

banner : Regardless, we only have enough Pym Particles for one round trip each, and these stones have been in a lot of different places throughout history.

tony : Our history. So, not a lot of convenient spots to just drop in.

clint : Which means we have to pick our targets.

tony : Correct.

cap : Let's start with the Aether. Thor, what do you know?

Thor sitting on a chair with his sunglasses on. It is impossible to tell whether he is awake or asleep .

nat : Is he asleep?

rhodey: No, I'm pretty sure he's dead.

y/n : i won't give him CPR .

-time skip-

thor: Where to start? Umm... The Aether, first, is not a stone, someone called it a stone before. It's more of a... an angry sludge thing, so... someones gonna need to amend that. Here's an interesting story though, many years ago... My grandfather had to hide the stones from the Dark Elves...

He wiggles his fingers to imitate a spooky ghost .

y/n : can you stop that !?

thor : yeah sorry .

thor : Oh, there she is. That's Jane... She's... an old flame of mine... She... she stuck her hand inside a rock this one time... and then the Aether stuck itself inside her... And, she became very, very sick. So I had to take her to Asgard, which is where I'm from. And we had to try and fix her. We were dating at the time, you see. I got to introduce her to my Mother... who's dead ...

Thor starts to look broken, and seems on the verge of tears .

y/n : it's okay buddy literally we're all the same here .

thor : thank you and oh you know, Jane and I aren't even dating anymore, these things happen though you know, nothing last forever,

y/n starts to push him back to his chair .

thor : I'm not done yet, the only thing permanent in life is impermanence.

y/n : i know and i appreciate your help but you're a little too much idiot to help us about aether , okay guys next stone .

rocket : Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.

scott : Is that a person?

rocket : Morag's a planet. Quill was a person.

scott : A planet? Like in outer space?

y/n : so where do you think a planet is ?

rocket : Oh, look. It's like a little puppy, all happy and everything , Do you wanna go to space? You wanna go to space, puppy? I'll get you to space.