Asta x Yuno one-shots

That was... unexpected

A/N: hello everybody I am here with a new chapter that I really hope you enjoy.
It's more a funny episode but there may be fluff idk. Anyways hope you enjoy it.

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It was about 7 in the afternoon, the Black Bulls members were gathered around the table playing truth or dare. Yami was in the bathroom as always and in the living room was chaos. Some make the girls wear revealing outfits and others like annoying the shit out of Yami and doing yelling competitions (which didn't end well).

It was Magna's turn to pick someone. "Rasta truth or dare." As if on instinct Asta picked dare, making Magna put on an evil smirk. "I dare you... To put on a maid dress!" Asta didn't know how to react to this. "What...?" He was very confused and thought he misheard Magna's dare. "You heard me, put on a maid dress!" Asta was silent for a moment, before agreeing.

He came out looking proud as hell. "It's a shame if only your boyfriend was here." Magna teased making Asta blush.

An hour later Asta was still in a maid dress along with Magna and Luck (I'm seriously wondering where they got them). It was still loud chaos until they heard a knock on the door. Magna was about to get up when he was interrupted by Finral. "Nuh uh you are not answering the door looking like that." He hissed out making Magna pout. Finral opened the door to see Yuno. "Oh hey Yuno, need something?" Hearing this Asta froze while others in the Black Bulls giggled and teased him. "Yes, Captain Vangeance sent me here to discuss the recent mission with Captain Yami." Yuno looked confused when he heard laughing coming from the living room. "Oh ok well umm you're going to have to wait a while, Yami's Taking a dump." Finral looked like he was about to burst out laughing, the raven ignored it though. "So may I come inside?" "Oh yes." Finral opened the door and as Yuno came in he just blinked in confusion.

Yuno was about to ask what happened but Finral answered first. "Truth or dare." That was all Finral said before Yuno landed his eyes on a certain ash blonde. Yuno's face burst with bright red colors which caught Asta off guard as in all the time they were dating, he's never seen Yuno blush this much. Though, even if Asta looked stunning in that outfit he could tell Asta was uncomfortable and at this, the raven haired male frowned. Hesitantly, he walked up to Asta with a neutral face, Asta was confused because he thought for sure he was going to get fucked, but he could tell that wasn't Yuno's intention. Though, the others couldn't tell as they had smirks on their faces. Yuno picked the smaller boy up bridal style and brought him to his room. Even though the rooms change constantly Yuno always knew where Asta's was.

Everyone was silent knowing what would happen. "Well rip Asta ass." Magna laughed out loud. "Hopefully we don't have any missions tomorrow." Vanessa agreed. "I can alway give him some food that'll make him feel better," Charmy added, face stuffed with food. "Maybe." Said Vanessa (no clue if charmy's food ability can do that I'm just ✨adding shit✨).

Yuno laid Asta on the bed and sat next to him. "... Thanks Yuno." Asta thanked quietly, Yuno just smiled a soft smile. "It's no problem."

During this whole thing, the Black Bulls were stalking them behind Asta's closed door. They would leave eventually once they heard the expected moans, But all they heard was talking.

After a while, they gave up and left them. At this point, Asta was already dressed in his pajama attire with his head on Yuno's shoulder and the maid dress on the floor which Yuno would definitely keep for when he and Asta actually do it (kinky much XD). Yuno knew he had to talk to Yami, but that could wait, as his lover wanted to cuddle with him. Them talking practically put Asta to sleep, but Yuno didn't mind.

The heat radiating from Asta's body started to lull the raven to sleep and eventually Yuno laid his head on top of the shorters and fell asleep ultimately falling down on the bed still cuddling.
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Bonus: The next day 7 in the morning
"With all due respect Captain Vangeance, you should of sent me." Langris stated pinching the bridge of his nose. "I realize that now." Vangeance said. "And now Yuno probably didn't even talk to Yami, probably just hung out with that damned boyfriend of his." Langris kept complaining about how late Yuno was late and just hung out with Asta. 'He's never going to let this go... is he.' while Langris was complaining they heard the door open, it was Yuno. Langris quickly looked around at Yuno's neck to see if there were any hickeys of any signs of sex, but still staying the same distance away from him, thought he didn't see any. Yuno bowed "I discussed the topic with Captain Yami sir, I'll tell you the information after your conversation with vice captain Langris." He lifted his face to the two olders, still with a neutral face. "Yea? And what took you so long." Langris was trying to investigate Yuno to see if he could get some information out of him, but it didn't work, Yuno simply just smiled and left. As he left he heard a quiet 'tch' probably coming from Langris. Oh and yes, Yuno took the maid dress with him.

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A/N: Hello guys I hope you guys enjoyed this fanfic, I'm sorry it was shorter than intended but can't be helped. I do apologize to all you smut lovers out there expecting smut, sorry 😅

Word count: 977