me: hey u got any green ya know, 4/20 cool, swag weed????
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Pothead: Beth? I'm not a drug dealer you know, everyone just assumes from that one video I smoke weed everyday tf
me: Whatever Louis can you do something for me?
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Pothead: I'm not cornering Liam with spoons again so you can steal some of his food.
me: that was a one time thing, will you just let it go? god, I need you to text your boyf- I mean best friend.
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Pothead: ...... text him what
me: Hm.. so you didn't deny it
me: I KNEW LARRY WAS REAL I AM LARRY AF
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Pothead: what?
me: nothing nothing lmao but hey text Harry just anything rn and see if he replies, he literally will not text me back and I have no idea why ://
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me: ? Well?
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Pothead: o yeah he texted back right away
me: And what did he say?
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Pothead: he said he was watching PLL and to leave him alone
me: I s2g that little butter mop head will be the death of me
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Nudes? (h.s) *WILL BE DELETED SOON*
FanfictionCOMPLETED! me: o wow nvm I was just gonna ask if you wanted my nudes but nvm. grumpy pants ugh just cause you have luscious locks and an angelic face does not mean you can teat people howver u want read Harry: wtf Harry: yes I want nudes. me: fine h...