Harry: I can't believe he didn't come
me: right, he's a chicken with chicken legs
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Harry: You really suck at insults Beth.
me: excuse me
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Harry: Literally the only insult you use with me is that mayo sandwich thing
me: ???! that is not tru you ma
me: you you...... damn you right I do suck with insults
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Harry: Anyways next time I see Luke skywalker its on sight
me: lolllll sure. You're the biggest pacifist I know Hairball
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Harry: And I can't believe he tried to hit on you
me: right!! he's out of my league
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Harry: You're out of his league.
me: hmmmmmmm touche
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Harry: Thank you would be nice you potato.
me: a potato flew around my room befor e u came
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me: o come on that was funny, one of the best vine trends of 2014
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me: FINE THANKS
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Harry: Ok plan's back on he's going to his school's homecoming next week, we have to crash it
me: wtf why doesn't my school hve homecoming? I demand a refund
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Harry: What type of highschool doesn't have homecoming lmao
me: I want to be there when the shit pops off.
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Harry: ok, just come with me then? duh
me: Wow this is the best promposal ever, of course i'll go to prom with you!
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Harry: Homecoming Beth, homecoming
me: Just let me dream......
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Nudes? (h.s) *WILL BE DELETED SOON*
FanfictionCOMPLETED! me: o wow nvm I was just gonna ask if you wanted my nudes but nvm. grumpy pants ugh just cause you have luscious locks and an angelic face does not mean you can teat people howver u want read Harry: wtf Harry: yes I want nudes. me: fine h...
