UA Staff chat vs tired college student

Untitled Part 25

BIRBY: I want chicken nuggets

Dadzawa: And that's our problem how?

BIRBY: @Aizu @BroccoliBrother How bout you two?

Aizu: FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS

BIRBY: Ouch

BroccoliBrother: NOW IS NOT THE TIME

BIRBY: Ouch 2

GoodFood: Violent left turn

Vlampire: Oh gods

SharpShooter: This ought to be good

BobTheBuilder: How is this good?

MomNight: What happened to my lovely godchildren?

DadMic: Kiddos are you two okay?

Aizu: NO.
Aizu: NO I AM NOT.

BroccoliBrother: ^^^^

Vlampire: Pray tell, what's wrong?

Aizu: TELL THIS HEATHEN TO NOT STRAIGHTEN HIS HAIR

MomNight: W h a t ? -

BroccoliBrother: YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK

SharpShooter: Sassy child

Aizu: YOU CAN'T STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR

BroccoliBrother: AND WHY NOT?

Aizu: IT'S NOT GOOD FOR YOUR HAIR

BroccoliBrother: NEITHER IS HAIR DYE

MomNight: Dramatic gasp

BobTheBuilder: Did you seriously just type that out?

MomNight: Yes.

Dadzawa: No.

Aizu: IT'S HAIR DYE OR DEATH

DadMic: What?-

Therapist: This is true

DadMic: What?-

BroccoliBrother: THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS

Aizu: NEITHER IS BREAKING YOUR BONES IN EVERY FIGHT

Vlampire: Oh shit-

BroccoliBrother: LOW BLOW

GoodFood: ^

Aizu: THERE IS NO SUCH THING

Dadzawa: ^

BroccoliBrother: THAT'S NOT VERY HEROIC

AllMight: That is obvious

DadMic: Shut.

AllMight: ...

Aizu: I'M NOT HEROIC
Aizu: IN ANY SENSE OF THE WORD

BroccoliBrother: ARE TOO

Therapist: No comment

Vlampire: Oh shit

Aizu: ABSOLUTELY NOT
Aizu: I'M AWARE OF MY GREY MORALS
Aizu: NO STRAIGHTENING YOUR HAIR

RatGod: How about we put it to a vote?

Aizu: Y E S

BroccoliBrother: Yes sir

RatGod: All those in favor of Izuku straightening his hair say yes
RatGod: All those in favor of Izuku not straightening his hair say no

SharpShooter: No