UA Staff chat vs tired college student

Another special because I'm feeling spicy

ALL OF THE GODDAMN TRIGGER WARNINGS.
ALL OF THEM.
DON'T SHOW UP IN MY COMMENTS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH IF YOU STILL READ IT AND GOT TRIGGERED OR SO HELP ME GOD I'M UNLEASHING MY KIDS AND MY WIFE ON YOU.

Anywhore- This is another special, it is a special because this includes more specific things that have happened to me that you wouldn't find in a reader insert because it wouldn't be relatable.

U.A. Staff + others:

BroccoliBrother: Snipe, shoot me

SharpShooter: Excuse me?

Dadzawa: I gave a pop quiz

Vlampire: Why does this warrant death?

Dadzawa: I gave a pop quiz over
Dadzawa: what I am teaching next week

GoodFood: Well that makes more sense

BobTheBuilder: Fair enough

Therapist: Midoriya, having a gun to your head 
Therapist: is not something to ask for 

BroccoliBrother: Y/N does it all the time

Therapist: I-

Dadzawa: What.

BroccoliBrother: ...
BroccoliBrother: I sense I've made a mistake-

Dadzawa: @Aizu

Aizu: Chaos incarnate at your service

Dadzawa: Why do you ask to have a gun at your head?

Therapist: You really shouldn't ask that-

MomNight: See when the therapist says that,
MomNight: I feel like I should run for cover

Aizu: Oh-
Aizu: I mean-
Aizu: I doubt it would be that bad the
Aizu: second time around
Aizu: at least I'd have clothes on... probably

Dadzawa: ...

MomNight: ...

Therapist: ...

BroccoliBrother: ...

BIRBY: ...

GoodFood: ...

Vlampire: ...

BobTheBuilder: ...

DadMic: ...

SharpShooter: ...

AllMight: ...

RatGod: ...

UAQueen: ...

Dadzawa: WHAT???

Aizu: ehe-

DadMic: Kiddo that is not the
DadMic: correct response here-

Therapist: I'm scheduling more therapy sessions

Aizu: Over my dead body-

MomNight: No, sweetheart-
MomNight: You need to talk about that

Aizu: I did!
Aizu: Just then!

BIRBY: Birdy buddy-
BIRBY: No-
BIRBY: Just-
BIRBY: No.

Aizu: :'(
Aizu: It's not that bad

Vlampire: Hellion-
Vlampire: Politely,
Vlampire: I want to give you
Vlampire: shaken baby syndrome