UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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UA Staff & Others

Aizu: Why does food coloring always taste like hot ass

SharpShooter: What the fuck-

BobTheBuilder: You spend too much time with mei

SharpShooter: What-

BobTheBuilder: Mei asked me the same question

Aizu: It's a valid question

BroccoliBrother: Yes it is 

BIRBY: This is worse than eating glitter

Aizu: better than me biting a candle 

BIRBY: THOSE AREN'T EDIBLE

Aizu: BUT THE VOICES WANTED ME TO

BIRBY: SEEK HELP 

Aizu: IM IN THERAPY

Therapist: You actually have a team of therapists

Aizu: Excuse me, the fuck?

Therapist: I needed back up

RatGod: So I hired some of the best to help him

Aizu: And you just so failed to mention this? 
Aizu: Ain't that like- illegal?

DadMic: you're the last one to talk about illegal

SharpShooter: kid commits war crimes in video games
SharpShooter: like it's their job

Therapist: It's not illegal if we never signed a contract, pup

Aizu: mother trucker dude that hurts like
Aizu: a buttcheek on a stick

Dadzawa: Watch your profanity

Aizu: ayeeeee

DadMic: I have cultured him

AllMight: I got that one!

Aizu: Squint
Aizu: ...good job

AllMight: Thank you young Y/N

BroccoliBrother: God that is painful to watch

BIRBY: They're so awkward

Aizu: Blow it out yer ass

BIRBY: Didn't know you were that concerned
BIRBY: about my bowel movements

Aizu: Ya nasty

BroccoliBrother: Disgusting

Aizu: Actually chickens do shit everywhere
Aizu: Birby are you potty trained?

BIRBY: I-
BIRBY: Yes I am thank you very much

Aizu: It was an honest question

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