UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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UA Staff & Others:

Vlampire: It's been too quiet

Dadzawa: And you would jinx this, why?

Vlampire: Sorry-

SharpShooter: The demon is only summoned
SharpShooter: when you ask for them

Therapist: I spoke to them a few hours ago
Therapist: they were doing fine last I heard

BIRBY: Mhm

GoodFood: And this is where the problem starts

Therapist: Do you think different, Hawks?

BIRBY: Yes I mf do

BroccoliBrother: ^

DadMic: Oh dear-

Therapist: Pup.

Aizu: I aint do shit-
Aizu: Whoever said I did do shit
Aizu: is a fuckin liar

DadMic: Woah kiddo

SharpShooter: Nope I'm watchin my tone

BobTheBuilder: da na na

SharpShooter: I ain't talkin back, no

BobTheBuilder: Why?

SharpShooter: Cause I'ma get thrown

BobTheBuilder: da na na

AllMight: What?

SharpShooter: Cultured things

BobTheBuilder: You wouldn't understand

AllMight: I-

BroccoliBrother: Take the L

AllMight: The L?

Aizu: Oh dear gods this is painful
Aizu: to watch 

Dadzawa: ^

Vlampire: Aizawa?

DadMic: I've cultured him

Aizu: 10/10 we love you for that

DadMic: Thanks kiddo 

BIRBY: First birdy buddy is going off their rocker
BIRBY: Now Eraserhead is cultured? 

BroccoliBrother: Kill me now

Therapist: How is pup off their rocker?

Aizu: Oop-
Aizu: Gotta blast-

Dadzawa: No.

Aizu: Tragic

BIRBY: They are wired off caffeine 

Aizu: Happy bean juice make the happy chemicals

Therapist: No, you're depressed and it just brings
Therapist: you up to normal levels

Aizu: Goddamn
Aizu: Pop off ig

BIRBY: And it makes for some wild conversations

Vlampire: Oh this is gonna be interesting

Aizu: It's not that bad

BroccoliBrother: I said I didn't like Elmo and you said?

Aizu: Did Elmo touch you in weird ways?
Aizu: Should I call someone?

Vlampire: I regret waking up today