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BIRBY: AIZAWA COME GET YO KID

Vlampire: Oh gods-

SharpShooter: time for the daily dose
SharpShooter: of bullshit

MomNight: I love it when this happens

BobTheBuilder: Oh joy.

DadMic: Wonder what the kiddo did this time

RatGod: :)

GoodFood: Well now I'm more scared than curious

Therapist: I sense trauma.

Dadzawa: Child.

Aizu: Fuckin snitch

Dadzawa: What did you do?

Aizu: Nothin 

Therapist: Who did you traumatize
Therapist: I need to add them to my roster

BroccoliBrother: They made Hawks a playlist
BroccoliBrother: to jog to

Therapist: scheduling a session right now

BIRBY: I SPRINTED INSTEAD
BIRBY: ..I'll be there

Dadzawa: That's a good thing

BIRBY: NO-

Aizu: If you keep yelling my ears are gonna bleed

BIRBY: ION WANNA HEAR THAT FROM YOU

BroccoliBrother: Y'all both be loud

Vlampie: All three of you are typing

BIRBY: And?

Aizu: And?

BroccoliBrother: And? 

Vlampire: Why do I even speak

Aizu: Great question

Cementos: See this is why I watch instead

Aizu: OHMYGOD WAIT

SharpShooter: Shoulda stayed quiet

BobTheBuilder: name change incoming

Vlampire: I'll pray for you

Cementos nickname has been changed to BrickBoi.

Aizu: okay continue

BrickBoi: Alright then

RatGod: Mouse why don't you tell them
RatGod: about your playlist

Aizu: :)

Vlampire: Stop I'm not back to my classroom
Vlampire: for my candles-

Aizu: I wonder if your kids question your sanity?

Therapist: They've reported Vlad to me several times

RatGod: Me as well

Vlampire: Okay I'm back
Vlampire: Wait what-

Aizu: Anywhore
Aizu: I made a playlist of snake sounds
Aizu: for Hawks to run to

BIRBY: THEY WANTED TO EAT ME

Aizu: you knew it was fake

BIRBY: JKABHFAKJRHBR

Therapist: Scheduling more sessions now

Aizu: For who?

Therapist: Both of you

Aizu: Why me-

Therapist: you need to learn to not send
Therapist: someone pure torture

Aizu: Is this about the cat videos

Therapist: No.

MomNight: It so totally is

BIRBY: He understands my pain

DadMic: You sound more like a chicken
DadMic: than a hawk

Aizu: kajbefjh 
Aizu: comedy gold

BIRBY: WHY-

DadMic: Thought I'd support my kiddo

BIRBY: Aizawa please-

Dadzawa: I condone this behavior

BIRBY: Goddammit 



A/N:

I HOPE THIS MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER KIDDO

A hastily written chapter bc one of my kids was sadge and I had the energy.

Let me know what to add to youtube and as always, join the discord!



Life update for any that want it:

So I potentially have EDS and POTS. I'm in physical therapy now, waiting on genetic testing, and I'm in a heart monitor for a week :') 

Goodish news: I am officially diagnosed with D.I.D. so my denial is getting less

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