UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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LOV + Aizu chat:

Aizu: I am very proud of all of you!

HandFetish: Stfu

Aizu: I didn't do anything-

Mamagiri: My apologies, he is drunk

Aizu: I heard about that 
Aizu: Brilliant idea

Mamagiri: Thank you

BloodBaby: I missed you!

Aizu: I'm sorryyyyy

BloodBaby: I wanted to give you a hug-

Aizu: I would have absolutely 
Aizu: loved a hug and I hate that
Aizu: I wasn't there for hugs

BloodBaby: :(

Aizu: I know-
Aizu: I'm sorry-

BloodBaby: I'll forgive you since
BloodBaby: you got me a new toy

Aizu: He's not dead yet?

HandFetish: Nop

Aizu: And the horrid drunk texting begins

Crispy: Someone take his phone

Mamagiri: ...
Mamagiri: No need

Aizu: ...Did-
Aizu: Did he dust his phone?-

Mamagiri: That would be correct

BloodBaby: Again?

Crispy: That's like the third
Crispy: phone this month

Aizu: Skissue 

Mamagiri: ...a bit

Crispy: Damn even he agrees

Aizu: Tragic

BloodBaby: Copium!
BloodBaby: Did I do that right?

Aizu: Yes you did!
Aizu: Great job!

BloodBaby: Yay!~

...

Spinner: Why is Shigaraki 
Spinner: sobbing, on the floor,
Spinner: drunk, and huddled 
Spinner: around a pile of dust

Crispy: It's his phone

Mamagiri: He still hasn't
Mamagiri: sobered up

BloodBaby: I saw Kurogiri give
BloodBaby: him the strong alcohol!

Mamagiri: I did indeed

Aizu: Top tier man baby
Aizu: suppressant 

Spinner: ...
Spinner: So you're the hacker

Aizu: ... :)

Crispy: Fuck-

BloodBaby: This will be fun

Spinner's name has been changed to Off-brandNinjaTurtle.

Aizu: Yes I am the hacker

BloodBaby: I love it!

Crispy: ...I like my name better now

Off-brandNinjaTurtle: Broski wtf-