UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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The Three Gremlins Chat:

Aizu: MY BITCHES

BIRBY: REPORTING FOR DUTY

BroccoliBrother: REPORTING FOR DUTY

Aizu: I wish for chaos

BIRBY: Chaos sounds good
BIRBY: I'm stuck in my office
BIRBY: doing paperwork for Nezu

Aizu: That will definitely bring chaos
Aizu: at a later date

BIRBY: :)

Aizu: I have taught you well

BroccoliBrother: Why not bother the LOV?

Aizu: I might, but the heroes reactions
Aizu: are top tier entertainment

BroccoliBrother: Fair

Aizu: My main problem is not being
Aizu: physically there and money

BIRBY: Say why and I might help

Aizu: Alllll of the pranks

BIRBY: I'm listening

Aizu: Like dumping edible glitter
Aizu: in the coffee grounds
Aizu: (obviously warning Dadzawa)

BIRBY: I could get the glitter

BroccoliBrother: I could sneak
BroccoliBrother: into the lounge

Aizu: Getting the little dog squeakers
Aizu: and hiding them everywhere

 BroccoliBrother: You're insane
BroccoliBrother: I love it.

BIRBY: I'm online shopping at 
BIRBY: the speed of light

Aizu: A really good one would be sending
Aizu: Trash Might a dildo with a singing telegram
Aizu: telling him to go fuck himself because
Aizu: no one else would do it

BIRBY: ...

BroccoliBrother: ...

BIRBY: WELP 
BIRBY: Guess my credit card history
BIRBY: gets to be a little more
BIRBY: questionable, if it wasn't already

BroccoliBrother: I can sneak and video it!

RatGod has hacked the chat. Say Hi!

RatGod: No need, he has cameras around
RatGod: his front door, I'll send the footage
RatGod: to everyone privately.

RatGod has left the chat.

Aizu: RatGod is best God.

BIRBY: Praise RatGod!

BroccoliBrother: Praise RatGod!

Aizu: I feel like I'm brainwashing
Aizu: both of you

BroccoliBrother: We don't mind,
BroccoliBrother: it makes life fun

BIRBY: Not like it hasn't been done before

Aizu: You're not wrong

BroccoliBrother: But outta pocket

BIRBY: Outta pocket is great though

Aizu: I can't argue with you there

BroccoliBrother: ^