UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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UA Staff chat + (Y/N)

Allmight: Hello young (Y/N)!

MiniAizu: Hi

Allmight: I realized I failed to greet you when you first arrived
Allmight: My apologies for that, I was training my student

*Insert a clearly taken picture of Izuku doing pushups*

MiniAizu: Training Izuku?

Allmight: Ah- yes, our quirks are similar and so I help him 

MiniAizu: Uh-huh
MiniAizu: So, you're the real All Might? 

Allmight: Is something the matter young (Y/N)?
Allmight: Of course I am! Albeit we hero's are still unsure of how you were added to a chat in another dimension

MiniAizu: I don't understand how Aizawa hasn't attempted to beat your ass yet
MiniAizu: I mean he would have motive and he'd probably win

Allmight: Why would Eraser Head want to attack me? 

MiniAizu: If he knew what I knew you wouldn't even be in the same room as Izuku without supervision

Allmight: That's quite a rude thing to say young (Y/N),
Allmight: You shouldn't speak to others like that, especially your elders

MiniAizu: I speak how I want and if you had my respect I would speak to you differently
MiniAizu: Age doesn't matter

Allmight: I don't understand why you are acting like this

MiniAizu: Cause I know everything about your quirk, your teaching, and how you met Izuku

Allmight: Nezu said you would know
Allmight: but that doesn't explain my teaching or what this has to do with young Midoriya

MiniAizu: You stupid or just stupid?

Allmight: This behavior is very wrong

MiniAizu: Oh, no, I'm just getting started on your ass

Loudblond: Woah little listener

BDSM: Why the sass?

MiniAizu: Cause he's a bitch

Vlampire: See? Aizawa's kid

RatGod: This is quite interesting 

Allmight: Nezu why is young (Y/N) so violent?

MiniAizu: You call this violent?
MiniAizu: You literally fight villains
MiniAizu: And cause like- tons of damage

BDSM: A point for my godchild

RatGod: (Y/N) has a point, while they are abrasive, they are not being violent

MiniAizu: Hol up-
MiniAizu: Godchild?

BDSM: I claim you as my godchild

MiniAizu: Niceeee

Allmight: Why are you claiming someone you've never met in person as your godchild?

MiniAizu: Cause she can All Bitch, don't question my godmom

BDSM: FKJSFNISHDFSKDJFH

Loudblond: You're definitely Sho's kid

Allmight: There was no reason to be rude, it was only a question