U.A. Staff & Others:
BroccoliBrother: KJBSHKGJDHFB
Aizu: Oh god a seizure
BroccoliBrother: KBSEGHJ
BroccoliBrother: ALKNIGHR
Vlampire: What-
BIRBY: I'll translate
BIRBY: "Allmight"
Aizu: Well there goes my mood
BroccoliBrother: CALLLEF
BIRBY: "Called"
BroccoliBrother: KJSGHBSKJFHGL
SharpShooter: Is the kid okay-
...
Dadzawa: The child was wrestling All might
Dadzawa: I have separated them
Aizu: DON'T TOUCH MY GOD BROTHER
Aizu: YOU WHORE MIGHT
BroccoliBrother: ALLMIGHT CALLED KAACHAN
BroccoliBrother: THE ANTI-GAY F WORD
Aizu: THE FUCK YOU SAY
BroccoliBrother: YOU CAN READ
AllMight: It is what he is, is it not
Aizu: Not the stick bug lookin mfer
BIRBY: Not the pointy chin
BroccoliBrother: Man could cut paper with that thing
Aizu: He don't need a halloween
Aizu: costume to scare people
BroccoliBrother: Can confirm, have been jump scared
Allmight: Young Midoriya that is rude
BroccoliBrother: So is your I-make-kids-cry
BroccoliBrother: lookin face getting up in my
BroccoliBrother: business
Aizu: Yo ass hat
Allmight: I assume you mean me?
BIRBY: No shit-
Aizu: Nana Shimura would be disappointed
Aizu: So would Grand Torino
Aizu: And so would the vestiges
AllMight: ...
AllMight: Do not share private things
Therapist: No No, go on
Aizu: Do I look like I care about privacy?
Aizu: I'll call your dick small for funsies
AllMight: I kjlsbgkjbhfkdjf
Aizu: Where he go-
BIRBY: I'm watching him get beat up
BIRBY: by the teachers, Nezu and Hound are
BIRBY: having tea with Recovery Girl on
BIRBY: the sidelines
Aizu: Izu
BroccoliBrother: Yes?
Aizu: I'm about to stir shit up more.
BroccoliBrother: Ready and waiting
BIRBY: Anything I can do?
Aizu: Be my eyes
Class 1-A & Other:
Aizu: LISTEN UP
...
Aizu: Damn y'all some good listeners.
Aizu: alright. Bakusquad report in
ExplosionGod: Here.
RockHard: Here!
DanceQueen: Here!
Spiderman: Here-
Kamichu: Here!
Aizu: Have a sleepover, no questions asked
RockHard: On snacks!
Spiderman: No me
Kamichu: I am on snacks
Kamichu: Kiri on movies
Kamichu: Sero on pillows and blankets
Kamichu: Mina on pjs
Aizu: MOVE OUT
...
Aizu: Good, now that is settled
Aizu: I need something done.
MCR: We are at your service.
Aizu: AllMight is currently being assaulted
SuperSound: Do you.. want us to save him?
Aizu: Fuck no-
Aizu: The teachers are assaulting him
RuleBook: I'll look past this if Nezu does-
Aizu: He's watching happily
Froppy: What do you need us for, kero?
Aizu: When they get done, have some fun with him.
Aizu: Izu, take the wheel.
BroccoliBrother: Gotcha
BroccoliBrother: The Dekusquad is at full disposal
BroccoliBrother: Split off with a dekusquad member and
BroccoliBrother: regroup in an hour to coordinate
L.O.V gc & Aizu:
Aizu: Someone hit AllMight where it hurts
Aizu: next opportunity they get, he pissed me off
BloodBaby: I'll stab him!
Crispy: I'll light him up
HandFetish: Whatever, got it.
Mamagiri: We shall do our best.
The chaos and the anger intertwined but the writing skills were not writing skilling so eh-
lmk what you thought!
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UA Staff chat vs tired college student
FanfictionIn which the reader from our universe gets added to the UA staff chat For reasons the humor will be the same in both dimensions Dark Humor- Read at your own risk Published: February 11, 2022 I DON'T OWN MHA-
