UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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Next Day: UA Staff chat + (Y/N) and Izuku

MiniAizu: Mornin!

BroccoliBrother: I'm alive and I regret it

MiniAizu: Same

SharpShooter: You both need mental help

MiniAizu: Denied

BroccoliBrother: I'm already in therapy

Dadzawa: Child, what the hell was that at 2 am?

MiniAizu: Uh- A conditioned response I was taught while growing up?

Therapist: That is not healthy

MiniAizu: A lot healthier than being unprepared
MiniAizu: Do those not happen in your world?

SharpShooter: Absolutely not

MiniAizu: Oh damn, sorry for bringing it up then

Dadmic: Why are you apologizing?

MiniAizu: Because that was prolly really shocking to know that it does happen

Dadzawa: Are you safe on your campus?

MiniAizu: Most of the time yeah, I have my rules I follow

BroccoliBrother: Rules?

MiniAizu: Yeah, everyone has their own personal rules for situations like that and to stay safe

RatGod: What are your 'rules' for your campus?

MiniAizu: Can I say them even if they're illegal?

Vlampire: Concern for the Hellion

RatGod: Of course

MiniAizu: Coolio
MiniAizu: I always keep one knife on me with my pepper spray
MiniAizu: Shoes you can run in or can get off fast enough to run barefoot 
MiniAizu: Always shorts under a skirt
MiniAizu: Don't walk around campus at night 
MiniAizu: Find escape routes in every room you walk in
MiniAizu: If there's no escape routes then a good hiding spot

Dadmic: ...If there's no escape route or hiding spot?

MiniAizu: Depends on the situation, either play dead or stab them

SharpShooter: That's not very hero like

BroccoliBrother: I like that plan

Vlampire: ^two different people 

Therapist: You should not have to make those plans

MiniAizu: ~It is what it is~

MomNight: Are you okay?

MiniAizu: Absolutely not, but I've gotta go get ready for class, ttyl!

A week later in the same chat

BroccoliBrother: (Y/N) KACCHAN IS TRYNA KILL ME
BroccoliBrother: Crap wrong chat

Vlampire: @MiniAizu I think your brother needs you to reign in the anger issues kid

MiniAizu: Nice, add him

BroccoliBrother: NO HE'LL GET MAD I'M STILL IN THIS CHAT

MiniAizu: Either way get me in touch with him, I forgot to add him to my friend list