UA Staff chat vs tired college student

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U.A. Staff & others:

Aizu: I CRAVE CHAOS
Aizu: GIMME

SharpShooter: What in the fresh fuck-

Vlampire: What-

GoodFood: It never fails to happen

Dadzawa: Child what are you on-

Aizu: Life, it's one hell of a drug

BroccoliBrother: I didn't know they 
BroccoliBrother: changed the name of
BroccoliBrother: caffeine

Aizu: Stfu-
Aizu: I love you
Aizu: But stfu

BroccoliBrother: :)

BIRBY: Dear lord

DadMic: How are those new wings
DadMic: treating you Hawks?

BIRBY: Ion wanna talk about it

Aizu: I think it's great 

BIRBY: Keep your cult away from me

Aizu: Which one? :)
Author: Which one? :)

Aizu: But it's fun!

Vlampire: My phone just glitched-

SharpShooter: Same

GoodFood: ^

Dadzawa: ^

DadMic: ^

MomNight: ^

Vlampire: Where did you come from-

MomNight: I'm always watching
MomNight: Can't miss my god
MomNight: children, obviously 

BobTheBuilder: The hellions need an eye
BobTheBuilder: kept on them at all times

Aizu: How's Mei doing?

BobTheBuilder: Step on a lego

Aizu: Put apple juice in your cereal

Vlampire: Not apple juice-
Vlampire: Not even orange juice?

Aizu: Nope

BobThebuilder: I do?

Aizu: ...what.

SharpShooter: I'm judging and I knew that

Dadzawa: Something is wrong with you

DadMic: Go talk to hound

MomNight: Man needs therapy for that-

BroccoliBrother: That's nasty-

BIRBY: Stay away from my chicken 
BIRBY: you weirdo-

BobTheBuilder: Guys-
BobTheBuilder: It's not that bad

GoodFood: I feel disrespected.

BobTheBuilder: No wait-

GoodFood: You're under an apple juice
GoodFood: ban 

BobTheBuilder: WAIT NO-

GoodFood: Now I know why he always
GoodFood: got dry cereal and apple juice

Aizu: Side eye

BroccoliBrother: Bombastic side eye

BIRBY: Criminally offensive side eye 

BobTheBuilder: Guys-

Aizu: I know people who put
Aizu: Orange juice in their cereal
Aizu: but don't disrespect my 
Aizu: appy juice like that

DadMic: Appy juice-

MomNight: That's adorable

Aizu: It's my appy juice >:c

BroccoliBrother: I forget you can be wholesome

BIRBY: They can what-

Aizu: Bro-
Aizu: I'm not that bad

BIRBY: You blackmailed me

Aizu: Necessary

BroccoliBrother: and me! and Kaachan!

Aizu: Both also necessary you
Aizu: mentally ill heathens

DadMic: And Endeavor

Aizu: Death is too good

GoodFood: Trashed the former No.1 hero

Aizu: And I'll do it again
Aizu: bop bop

AllMight: I certainly hope I do
AllMight: not warrant it again

Aizu: We'll see

MomNight: You befriended the villains

Aizu: They're great

BobTheBuilder: Got them to steal

Aizu: They can't exactly buy it
Aizu: like a normal person

Therapist: Got them to work for you

Aizu: Our interests aligned 

Vlampire: Nezu actually listens to you

RatGod: Why wouldn't I?

Aizu: Why wouldn't he?

BroccoliBrother: This stuff is why Sero
BroccoliBrother: is terrified of you 

Aizu: I'm just awesome like that

MomNight: Not to mention you're probably
MomNight: not done 

Aizu: Nope! I got a lot to do

RatGod: Like what?

Aizu: Well..
Aizu: I completed the befriending arc

BroccoliBrother: Yep

Aizu: Working on the therapy arc

Therapist: That arc will never finish

BIRBY: Oop-

Aizu: Finished the discohaul arc

MomNight: Not discohaul-

GoodFood: 10/10

Aizu: Since I'm working on the villains-

SharpShooter: Oh god-

Aizu: That means I should probably
Aizu: Start the 'old friend' arc soon

Dadzawa: I don't like the sound of that

Aizu: You shouldn't
Aizu: but you should double your
Aizu: future therapy appointments

Dadzawa: Why?

Aizu: You, DadMic, and godmom
Aizu: are gonna need it

Therapist: I'm not even questioning it
Therapist: You three, I'm putting you
Therapist: on the books more often

Dadzawa: No.

Therapist: Pup can influence our world
Therapist: So pardon me when I say 
Therapist: I don't care.

Dadzawa: ...
Dadzawa: Fine.

Let me know how you liked it!

We're starting some more plot soon :)