Ruff's Doghouse. Before the Contestants Come in. Glen and Blossom are Seen playing FIFA 23, with Glen as Manchester City and Blossom as Real Madrid.
Ruff: (Commentating) The Score is Tied Between Glen as we head to the all-deciding Penalty Shootout. Glen is controlling Manchester City. Blossom is handling Zidane's Real Madrid Side. It's the Champions League Final. (ringtone) Hold on, guys. Pause in play.
Glen: (pauses) What is it, Uncle Ruff?
Ruff: It seems to be one of those New-fangled Video Calls. Let's see who it is. (answers) Hello? This is Ruff Ruffman here.
Weston: Hey Ruff! It's Weston McKennie of the US Men's National Team of Soccer!
Ruff: This is Certainly a Surprise! A Real-life footballer calling me.
Weston: Ruff, you do understand we call it soccer here.
Ruff: What's the difference? They're both balls, right?
Weston: Yes, they do. I think I know someone known as "The Rock" Johnson who runs this spring league of American Football. Soccer's Rules are Different from those on the gridiron, and that's why I challenge your contestants, male and female, doesn't matter, to learn these rules and play with me and my friends in a bit of a Futsal-Type of Match.
Ruff: Works for me! You know how much I love those kids! Bye, Weston!
Weston: Take care, my man!
(End Call)
Ruff: Blossom this is So exciting! We tackle a new challenge every time, and that's no joke either! A soccer vs football challenge and all it costs is you concluding your game with Glen. So sorry about that.
She shrugs.
Ruff: You can now? Oh right. But remember, make it quick! The contestants are almost here.
Glen: We will.
Ruff: Hmm. Always bet on my nephew, because he's the other computer geek here. No offense, Chet.
Chet gives him a Stare as we fade to black.
(Slow Music)
Ruff: (singing) 🎵 Life was missing its Mystique, my squeaky toys had lost their squeak! 🎵
(spoken) But then out of the blue... I saw the phone, and then BAM! My destiny was calling me!
(Music becomes more upbeat)
(Singing) 🎵 Pitched my vision for a Show, and they loved it! Thought I was a Pro! They got my contract back to find: 🎵 (spoken) to their alarm; a dog had signed!
Backup Singers: (sing) 🎵 Fetch! 🎵
Ruff: Oh, I love that name!
Backup Singers: (sing) 🎵 With Ruff Ruffman! 🎵
Ruff: 🎵 I didn't wait to renovate, found six contestants; all were great! Now I'm on the road to fame, I've got a game show, and its name is... 🎵
Backup Singers: (sing) 🎵 Fetch! 🎵
(Ruff and Blossom dance while Chet flies in his airplane)
Ruff: It's really Catchy!
Backup Singers: (sing) 🎵 With Ruff Ruffman! 🎵
Ruff: It rolls off the Tongue!
Backup Singers: (sing) 🎵 Ruff Ruffman! 🎵
(Chet parachutes out of his Airplane)
Backup Singers: (sing) 🎵 Ruff Ruffman! 🎵
Ruff: Wait... doesn't that mistake warrant A Yellow? Oh, never mind.
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Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman: Cartoon All-Stars Edition (S1)
FanfictionThis Content is Rated G with instances of Some Comic Mischief, Fantasy Violence, and Crude Humor. Go "Fetch"! It's a new year, and Ruff has Brought back his Famous Game Show, with an all new Twist! Who will win it all? Read to find out!
