●°Sun/Moon/Eclipse/Lunar/Bloodmoon X Reader Oneshots!°●

~>[Monty's Idea]<~ (Texting)

<WARNING: SLIGHT CURSING(?), CREATIVE AND LAME INSULTS>

<I just did this when I was bored during class and tried to mix their Canon atitudes with my AU atitudes. It was a little tricky, but I think it turned out alright 🤷>

[Monty]
Hey Y/n, can I borrow
a few thousand?

[Y/n]
A few thousand what??

[Monty]
$$$ obviously

[Y/n]
HAH

You expect me to have
money???

How naive of you
Monty

[Monty]
Well then cough it up or
Something, this is for a
great cause

[Y/n]
How about you cough it
up and pay for your own
ideas

I'm poor af, why tf are you
asking me dude??

[Monty]
Eh, your icon was the
closest to my thumb and
most convenient

[Y/n]
Damn, and I thought I was
lazy ._.

[Monty]
Whatever

Do you think Moon will
lend me the money

[Moon]
No.

[Monty]
Damn

[Y/n]
Lmao

[Sun]
All your ideas kinda suck
anyways

Especially those waste
canisters scattered
around Gator Golf

[Monty]
But Moon said that they
give it character

[Moon]
They do, but not in a good
or safe way

More like "I'm begging on
my hands and knees for a
lawsuit to be filed against
me" kind of character

[Monty]
Well screw you too

My ideas are great

[Eclipse]
Anyone ever knows that's
not true

[Monty]
Whoa when the hell did he
get access to the group
chat???

[Y/n]
Since I gave him my
number.

He is kinda right tho

[Monty]
Not you too!

[Y/n]
🤷

[Lunar]
Well what's your idea
Monty??

[Monty]
I was thinking of starting
a snack shack in Gator
Golf

[Y/n]
That doesn't actually
seem so bad