I'm in Love with a Jackass

Chapter 14- Tonight?

The suite was gorgeous. One big master bathroom, two beds, a television in the bathroom and by the beds too-- this was paradise.

"Fuck yes!" I exclaimed and jumped on one of the beds, resting my head on the soft pillows, "this is paradise people!"

Steve-O jumped on the other bed and back-flipped off of it, landing on his two feet. "Ta-da!" he smiled and looked over at me.

Grinning, I clapped. "Great trick, Steve-O!"

He only smiled cheekily at me and ran to get his bag by the door.

"I call staying with Katie!" He yelled and dumped his bag on the bed.

"What?! No, I wanna stay!" Bam exclaimed and tossed himself on the bed, trying to kick a very angry Steve-O.

What began as horse-play turned out to be a full on out fight! Steve-O kicked Bam, and Bam tried to jab Steve-O on any part of the body he could get his fists into contact with.

"Guys! Guys! Guys!" Ryan yelled.

The two stopped fighting and glared at Ryan, their eyes full of whack, "Why don't we pick a stick to see who's going to sleep with who, 'cuz I just wanna go have a great time instead of watch you fools fight all day."

"Fine," Bam grumbled and got off of Steve-O, who was now lying back-flat on the mattress.

What we had done was that everyone had gotten into a big circle, blindfolded me, and spun me in a big circle. Pretty childish, right?

After many, many, many turns-- so many that I felt like vomiting-- my finger that was outstretched had landed on the one and only-- Bam Margera.

"Oh suck my dick now, fuckers! Hahaha!" Bam held up his middle finger to Steve-O, who was now disappointed and partially angry.

"Don't worry, Steve-O. You can stay with me tonight!" Chris wiggled and eyebrow as he groaned helplessly.

"Well, I'm gunna go freshen up in the bathroom," I awkwardly picked up my bag and went into the bathroom, making sure to lock the door behind me.

What was I gunna do?! Bam Margera was going to stay with me in a hotel room over-night, and I had no idea what I was going to do at all! Sighing, I looked at my complexion in the mirror. My blue eyes reminded me of my mother who was now in a better place. 

Mom, if you were me, what would you do in a situation where your crazy uncle had brought you to a hotel and you were to sleep with a famous professional skateboarder who was drop-dead gorgeous?!  I begged for help from my mother in my mind, hoping that an idea would surface, but no thoughts came into mind. 

Okay... I guess I gotta suck it up, and act fucking tough. I guess that's what mom would do...

After going to the toilet, I came out of the restroom and saw no one was in the room. 

"Hello?!" I yelled.

Oh great... What the fuck? They just left me here! I thought we were supposed to 'have a great time'.

I groaned and flopped on the clean sheets of my bed nearest to the window. Burying my face in the covers, I fell asleep, not even bothering to go and look for any of my Jackasses. 

- - -

I slowly opened my eyes and looked to my left at the beautiful shining night lights outside. I smiled to myself, lucky to be in Los Angeles, and excited to pump up the party! I noticed a light snore beside me and saw Bam had his head face-down on his pillow in the other bed, sleeping soundly.