Chapter 14 - GOOFY CRACK DAYS

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This really isn't a chapter but at the same time it is a chapter but everyone is on crack ;-;

Gregory: And how would you like your coffee?

Evan: Uhh.. I'll just take it black..Like my soul

Gregory: hahaha...hahaha....

Evan: Hahaha...HAHAHA

Next crack.

Evan: My house. My rules.

Lola:....*grabs a knife* my knife. YOUR LIFE.

Evan just running behind Gregory scared for his life

I'm probably gonna end this book cause I'm stressing on my other book rn but I'll try to update this book more.

William: So you don't know your password?

Noah: well- no ;-;

Michael: The new one was too short what did you put in?

Gregory and Evan laughing

Noah: My Di*k

Gregory and Evan dying

Next crack

Michael and Gregory: no no don't touch me there this is my no no square

Noah and Evan coming in

Michael and Gregory: No no don't me there this is..my

Evan and Noah laughing

Michael and Gregory: What you doing here Noah and Evan

AHHHHHH I'M DYING SLOWLY.

Rosella: Oh you playing minecraft I LIKE YOUR GUT G *smack*

William: *Mickey mouse scream*

Trust me I don't know this chapter either.

Bread bank ;-;

Gregory: hey welcome to the bread bank We sell bread we sell loafs we got bread on deck bread on the floor TOASTED

Elizabeth: bro shut tf up Look I just need baguette and a BROICHE

Gregory: we don't have either of those you can get the gluten free white bread or the potato bread

Elizabeth: wtf is gluten take that shit out

Gregory: its gluten free

Elizabeth: I don't care if it's free

Gregory: swear ON YORU FUCKING YEEZYS IF YOU WANNA FIGHT WE GONNA FIGHT.

Elizabeth: tryna get on WORLDSTAR??

Gregory: what you gonna record it?

Elizabeth: yea GOT MY DOLLAR STORE CAMERA ON

William: what's the fucking situation?

Elizabeth: what tf do you want?

William: I'M THE MOTHERFUCKIN MANAGER

Elizabeth: at the bread store?

William: BREAD

Elizabeth: tell him to take the mf gluten OUT THE BREAD

William: I'm gonna need you to shut that bullshit up chief we can't take SHIT out the bread

*BOOM*

Evan: why put it in, IN THE FIRST PLACE

Michael and Noah: We know y'all smoking that pack.

Gregory: We got crackers ,no gluten :D

Evan: *blushing* F-Fuck crackers.

William: It's gluten free

Gregory: *sweet voice* You want the gluten or nah

Evan: *nosebleeds* H-HELL NO YOU BETTER TAKE THE GLUTEN OUT THAT DAMN SHIT

Michael: hey look they got whole wheat GLUTEN FREE

Noah: Texas toast gluten free

Elizabeth: TORTILLA.

Gregory and Evan: Fuck all that. What bitch ass country are these from WHERE YA'LL/WE GOT THIS BULLSHIT AT.

William and Michael: Florida

Noah and Elizabeth: I KNEW IT

Gregory: *actually getting mad now* Look you can either take this YEAST or I'm calling the police.

Evan: *actually getting scared* I-I'M GOIN WEAST...

William: nah don't call the police I have a warrant

Elizabeth and Michael: Honestly FUCK Y'all 

Evan: I ain't never seen nobody act like this over no bread

Gregory: what the FUCK ARE YOU SAYIN

Evan: All Im saying is fuck y'all bread.

Elizabeth: FUCK THE GLUTEN

Michael and Noah: AND FUCK THEM CRACKERS

*Gregory has a scythe now and has one of his eyes glowing dark blue and the other glowing dark red*

Gregory: The crackers don't have gluten *eye twitching*

Elizabeth: We'll take those

William: alright that'll be-

Gregory: *slices his neck*  NAH  FUCK THAT EVAN IS NOT PAYING.

Next crack for some reason....

Noah is pinning mike to the wall

Noah: can we kiss?

Michael: oh you want a kiss YOU CAN KISS MY ASS.

Next crack ;-;

Noah just making mike moan by  kissing his sweet spots

*knock knock knock*

Evan: guys what are you doing in there?

Noah: UHHH....UHM DRUGS.

Next crack

Gregory: OKAY THATS IT YOUR IN TIMEOUT .

Evan: GET ON THE FRIDGE GET UP THERE

Lola: THIS IS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE

EEEEEEE Just a bit of 10+

Evan: do you wanna kiss?

Gregory: what no

Evan: wait what did I say?

Gregory: do you wanna kiss...?

Evan: *lustful voice* oh if you insist..

Gregory: Evan w-

Evan: *kisses Gregory*

Gregory: Hpmh-

BACK TO CRACKS.

Michael: AND IF YOUR GONNA CALL ME CUTE YOU b-better...Uhm..

Noah: *hugs michael* Cute :D

Michael: S-stop...

YOU KNOW THE DRILL CRACK.

Noah: Let me show you what your missing

Michael: what?

Noah: YOUR

Elizabeth: FUCKING

Evan and Gregory: PANTS

I have ran out of Ideas and You should check out Sliveremily's Books There really awesome I'll have you awesome readers read this beautiful book later on! Bye-Bye






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