SOME IMPORTANT THINGS:
- Includes Walmarts cause why not
- may or may not get the pronouns wrong because THE SRSLY SIMULATOR ONLY HAS MALE AND FEMALE THIS DUMB SIMULATOR IS-
*takes deep breath* I forgive it if it gives me something entertaining (yes, I am a very forgiving person. ask my irl friends.)
May the best..erm..hunger games-er win!
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The bloodbath
Willow runs away from the Cornucopia.
Garry battles Rory. Garry defeats Rory, but decides to spare her life.
Rory finds a bone-hurting juice in the Cornucopia.
Biffle runs away from the Cornucopia.
Zud battles Sapphire. Sapphire defeats and kills Zud.
Esther runs away from the Cornucopia.
Henwy finds an one spaghetti in the Cornucopia.
Sapphire finds an assault rifle in the Cornucopia.
Nico finds an octobrush in the Cornucopia.
Sigils battles Swift. Swift defeats and kills Sigils.
SSundee battles Vesper. Vesper defeats and kills SSundee.
Churro finds a bleach gummy bottle in the Cornucopia.
Swift finds a tank in the Cornucopia.
Soot runs away from the Cornucopia.
Lookumz finds a tank in the Cornucopia.
Echo finds a landmine in the Cornucopia.
SSundee, Sigils and Zud have all died.
-----A/N: I LOVE IT ALREADY =D ----
Day 1
Rose blames Nelson.
Nico wounds Sapphire.
Sapphire shoots and grazes Willow.
Rory has major bone pain after drinking bone-hurting juice.
Henwy eats a singular spaghetti.
Vesper finds a convenient horse carcass, but decides it is too dangerous.
Lookumz murders Esther.
Echo receives a tent from a sponsor.
Willow heals herself.
Pancake gets prank called by Soot.
Swift sees things once.
Biffle is stung by BEES.
Kate heals Pancake.
Garry gets forced into BEES.
Churro eats bleach gummy bottle.
Pancake receives a Lapras from a sponsor.
Churro and Esther have both died.
--A/N: WHAT BIFFLE WAS STUNG BY BEES~ --
Day 2
Willow receives a diamond pickaxe from a sponsor.
Rose hails Hortler.
Kate gets an ulcer.
Soot gets crushed by an unstable truss.
Nico discovers a 50% off coupon to an SAT prep class lying on the ground.
Garry heals himself.
Echo sees things once.
Pancake stumbles upon a fidget spinner.
Henwy heals Lookumz.
Rory discovers a paintball lying on the ground.
Lookumz stumbles upon a landmine.
Sapphire gets the flu and dies.
Vesper discovers a OCC vending machine lying on the ground.
Biffle stumbles upon a paintball.
Swift runs over Willow with her tank, but Willow survives due to her belief in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Soot and Sapphire have both died.
Day 3
Lookumz finds a convenient cave and decides to use it as shelter.
Biffle brings one less paintball, so Vesper dies of needing paintballs.
Rory gets hit by a paintball shot by Henwy.
Kate gets hit by a hurricane.
Henwy discovers a clean water lying on the ground.
Henwy succumbs to lethal peer pressure from Echo.
Nico has grown a Stalin mustache.
Garry breaks Pancake's neck.
Swift receives a stick of Old Spice deodorant from a sponsor.
Willow gets carpal tunnel syndrome from playing osu and dies.
Rose withered away.
Henwy, Willow, Pancake, Rose, Vesper and Kate all died.
Day 4
Biffle drops a rant about Nico.
Lookumz gets a cold.
Echo triggers Swift to death.
Nico stumbles upon an assault rifle.
Garry withered away.
Echo heals himself.
Rory receives a Stalin mustache from a sponsor.
Garry and Swift died.
Day 5
Rory sends Nico to the gulag.
Biffle gets crippling depression and dies.
Lookumz sets off a landmine that kills Echo.
Biffle, Nico and Echo all died.
Day 6
Lookumz heals himself.
Rory stabs asparagus.
Day 7
Lookumz is accused of mansplaining.
Rory finds a convenient igloo and decides to use it as shelter.
Day 8
Rory accepts the Blue Whale challenge.
Rory has now died.
---~I N S U M M A R Y~--
SSundee battles Vesper. Vesper defeats and kills SSundee.
Sigils battles Swift. Swift defeats and kills Sigils.
Zud battles Sapphire. Sapphire defeats and kills Zud.
Lookumz murders Esther.
Churro eats bleach gummy bottle.
Soot gets crushed by an unstable truss.
Sapphire gets the flu and dies.
Biffle brings one less paintball, so Vesper dies of needing paintballs
Kate gets hit by a hurricane.
Henwy succumbs to lethal peer pressure from Echo.
Garry breaks Pancake's neck.
Willow gets carpal tunnel syndrome from playing osu and dies.
Rose withered away.
Echo triggers Swift to death.
Garry withered away.
Rory sends Nico to the gulag.
Biffle gets crippling depression and dies.
Lookumz sets off a landmine that kills Echo.
Rory accepts the Blue Whale challenge.
Lookumz is the champion!
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A/N: I liked this~
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