Me rambling about a childhood favourite show:
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Chris: *is carried away by a fox, about to be eaten*
Martin: *beings rambling about how awesome foxes are*
Me: MARTIN YOUR BROTHER IS GOING TO DIE!!! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOW FOXES CAN JUMP 6 FEET HIGH??!!?!
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Gormound and a pet dog named 'Nostril' was duo we didn't know we needed
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Nolan Kratt now has a deeper voice and it's soo weird. I'm so used to hearing him having a little cute uwu voice-
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How does martin translate every single noise an animal makes
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Chris: I know ravens are really smart and intelligent and this whole episode proves that point, but there's no way they know where the only wolf pack in this region is, there's like no way whatsoever
The raven be laughing at the dumbness of the Kratt Brothers
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Gormound: HOLD UP YOU FEATHERY FISH RUSTLER
Me: *intense scribbling* I have found new insult
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I can't believe it took us 7 seasons to find out what is inside the hallways of the Tortuga HQ
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Raven: *tries to steal Eagle's food* GIMME GIMME
Eagle: No. *procceeds to keep eating while defending food*
Raven: *pulls tails feathers*
Eagle: Stop *tries to keep eating*
Raven: *pulls tails feathers even more*
Eagle: BRUH *flies away* WHY CAN'T I EAT FOOD IN PEAAAACEE
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Apparently a group of ravens is called a "conspiracy"
Le rAveN CoNsPirAcYI LOVE IT <3
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There is an owl called a "Powerful Owl"
Did they run out of names for animals or what?
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I wish I had shock absorbers on my skull so I can just head butt people without getting a concussion
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Koki: Stop! What are you doing?
Paisley Paver, a construction worker: Developing roads...did you even have to ask
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Paisley: What's that place called?
Chris and Martin: OH! It's um.....Goat Mountain!
Paisley: gOaT MoUnTAiN?! I'm going to rename it "Asphalt Ascent!"
Tbh "Asphalt Ascent" sounds better than "Goat Mountain"
JE LEEST
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