African American Woman: Hey, suga! You know who I am?
Me: No?
African American Woman: I'm your Cousin Piddy!
Me: Cousin Piddy? *confused look*
African American Woman: Yeah, from Mississippi!
Me: I don't have family in Mississippi.
African American Woman: You like to joke, boy! Come give me a hug!
Me: No!
African American Woman: Hug me! *puckers her lips*
Brandon: Leave him alone!
African American Woman: He's family, and he don't want to kiss me! Uncle Bobo gonna call you!
Me: I don't have an Uncle Bobo!
ice_elizy: *whacks the weirdo woman with a cartoon mallet* Took care of her for ya!
African American Woman: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*
Me: Thanks, buddy!
ice_elizy: Don't mention it!
This story was written on Tuesday, June 6th, 2023.
A/N Some people in the fictional realm are total nutjobs! This Aunt Piddy woman needs to go back to Mississippi! I'm not related to her! And who is Uncle Bobo? 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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