Burger King
East Main St
Meriden, Connecticut
Bob Kimball: *eating a Whopper with cheese and onions*
Elderly Caucasian Man: *wrinkly skin, and wearing his dentures* Hey, nephew!
Bob Kimball: Who are you?
Elderly Caucasian Man: You don't remember me? This is your Uncle Alligator from Maine!
Bob Kimball: I don't have an Uncle Alligators! No! That's just not possible!
Elderly Caucasian Man: You are joking! I am about to die, and you don't remember me? I ain't got much time left!
Bob Kimball: *sees the elderly man's red 1995 Buick LeSabre with a Maine license plate in the parking lot*
Elderly Caucasian Man: Come on! We got a lot of..... *has a heart attack and dies with his tongue sticking out, and has X's for his eyes*
Undertaker: *quickly puts him in a shiny, brown casket, and takes him to a church in Meriden for a quick funeral*
Bob Kimball: That was a funny death! *drinks his Sprite* He wasn't my uncle, though!
This story was written on Tuesday, June 20th, 2023.
A/N This elderly fella came all the way from Maine, to claim to be Bob's uncle? Hardy har har! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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