Vinnie's Restaurant and Pizza
E Elm St
Torrington, Connecticut
All Of Us: Happy Birthday, Bert.
Bert: Thank you! I have turned 82!
Me: That's nice.
Mary: Yeah.
Bert: Where is my beer?
Harriet: No beer!
Waitress: *serves us our food* Enjoy!
Bert: *eats his pepperoni pizza, and burps all the while*
Harriet: Excuse you!
Bert: I want my beer!
Waitress: *gives him a ginger ale, instead*
Bert: This isn't a beer!
Lawrence: Just drink it!
Bert: People can't do anything right!
This story was written on Thursday, June 15th, 2023.
A/N Happy 82nd Birthday, Bert. Have a good one I guess. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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