I Am Not Your Niece!

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African American Man: Hey, baby girl! This Uncle Waffa!

Breanca96: I'm sorry?

African American Man: Uncle Waffa from Tennessee!

Breanca96: You're not my uncle! I don't even know you, sir!

African American Man: Come give me a hug! I haven't seen my niece in years!

Breanca96: Dude, you're not my uncle! And I am not your niece!

African American Man: You love to joke! We family!

Breanca96: I had enough! *whacks the nutcase with a cartoon mallet*

African American Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*

Breanca96: I have to talk to my friend in New Mexico about this!





This story was written on Friday, June 16th, 2023.

A/N Sir, she is not your niece! Go back to Tennessee, ya nut! 😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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