I Ain't Your Cousin Girl!

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African American Girl: Hey, girl! This is your cousin Maya!

Breanca96: Um, no.

African American Girl: I live in South Carolina? Aiken SC. Not too far from Augusta GA.

Breanca96: Nope, I don't know you.

African American Girl: Girl, I know you playing! Heard from Uncle Boo?

Breanca96: Girl, you are a trip! I ain't your cousin! Now, get out of here!

African American Girl: Yes we are!

Me: *whacks the South Carolina girl with a cartoon mallet* There!

African American Girl: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*

Me: These some crazy folks!

Breanca96: You ain't kidding!






This story was written on Tuesday, June 20th, 2023.

A/N Now some girl from South Carolina is claiming to be my friend's cousin! What the heck is going on?! 😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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