There's Just No Way!

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Dora Dr

Middletown, Connecticut

Hispanic Man: Hey, baby! This is your Uncle Jose!

ice_elizy: Uh, no. You're not my uncle.

Hispanic Man: How's Angel?

ice_elizy: Who's Angel?

Hispanic Man: Your brother!

ice_elizy: I don't have a brother named Angel! I'm not Latina, sir!

Hispanic Man: Your family in New Mexico misses you!

ice_elizy: Enough! *whacks the Hispanic man with a cartoon mallet* I don't have family in New Mexico!

Hispanic Man: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above him, and his tongue sticking out*




This story was written on Saturday, June 24th, 2023. (St Jean Baptiste Day Canada)

A/N These weirdos are something else! She is not your niece, sir! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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