You're Not My Aunt!

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African American Woman: Hey, baby girl! This is your Aunt Dion from Tennessee!

Breanca96: I hardly know you, Ma'am! I have no family in Tennessee!

African American Woman: Girl, you be joking around too much! You excited for the family reunion in August?

Breanca96: What family reunion?

African American Woman: The Davis Family Reunion in Memphis!

Breanca96: I don't have any family members of that surname!

African American Woman: Uncle Willie is gonna be happy to see you!

Breanca96: I don't have an Uncle Willie! *whacks the crazy black woman with a cartoon mallet*

African American Woman: *out cold with cartoon stars floating above her, and her tongue sticking out*

Breanca96: First, this dude from Tennessee, and now her? Jeez! Next thing you know, some man from Louisiana will try to claim to be my cousin!






This story was written on Tuesday, June 20th, 2023.

A/N People in the fictional realm are total nutcases! Claiming to be someone's family member, when they're total strangers! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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