Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball Part 1: Seasons 1-3 & Comics

EWW: The Sweaters

Nigel Brown: Sweating heavily Uh...I-I called you in because I thought you wouldn't mind showing Sarah around the school.
Wait what? But Sarah has been around since the beginning of this Season. Why is this episode acting as if she's a new student? +1

Also, why would he ask Gumball and Darwin of all people to do so? Surely someone like Alan, or Teri or Carmen would have been a much better choice. +1

Gumball: Brightening Our reputation?
Sarah: Yeah. In my last school, all the girls ever used to talk about is how hardcore you guys are.
Gumball: Oh yeah?
Cool music starts playing. Gumball and Darwin starts walking proudly
Darwin: What else did they say?
Sarah: Well. They said that you guys are tough, and that—
Gumball's head begins expanding like a balloon
Sarah: You have those, like, awesome adventures—
Gumball: Mm.
Sarah: And you're always coming out on top—
Gumball: Head expands more Yeah.
Sarah: They say that you don't respect the rules.
Gumball: Yeah.
Sarah: And they say—
Absolutely no way did anyone ever say any of this. She is 100% just making this all up to try and suck up to them. +1

Darwin: Pops Gumball's head and sighs As tempted as I am to live this lie, it'll save us the guaranteed shame thing outed later on if I just tell you right now that we are absolutely not hardcore.
Gumball: Head returns to normal Yeah, let's face the facts. Some meathead will hear us claim that we're hardcore, and then they'll come and kick our butts. Thanks! But no thanks, and let's get back to the school tour.
Wow, I'm surprised Gumball so easily admitted that what Darwin said was true. Seems more like him to deny it and go along with the lie instead. +1

Darwin: What part of "we're not hardcore" did you not understand?
He...never told them they aren't hardcore though. +1

Carlton: Bending down If you're so hardcore—
Gumball: We just said we weren't.
Carlton: Then what're you gonna do about this— Pokes Gumball face-ache?
Gumball: Absolutely nothing, dude.
Carlton: Sounds to me like you wanna fight, dweebazoid.
Gumball: Okay, I don't know what kind of movie you're living in. But I don't wanna be in it. Walks away
Is this dude just straight up hearing the exact opposite of everything the two of them are saying? Or is he just so annoying that he's deliberately ignoring what they're saying? +1

Sarah: Walks with them Guys, that was pretty stupid to provoke them like that.
Gumball: Uh, you were the one who was stirring the pot.
Exactly! What on earth is Sarah on about? The only one who provoked them in anyway was her. Why is she straight up lying and pushing the blame onto them? +1

Also, Gumball would be good at CinemaSIns +1

Sarah: So, are you guys gonna fight them? 'Cause I can call them, and arrange a time and a place and catering—
She still says this despite being told multiple times that the two of them want absolutely NOTHING to do with this. How much more clearer can they possibly make it? +1

Frank: Goes to window Oooh, what's the matter? You scared little piggies!?
Gumball: Uh yeah, you're a fully grown man screaming at us and if you continue I'm gonna call the police.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH! -10

Carlton: So. You thought you'd mouth off to coach about being more hardcore than us. You got some nerve, you neo-maxizoom dweebies.~
Gumball: Groans and facepalms Okay, dude. First—
Troy: Bumps with chest~
Gumball: Firstly, that's not what happened. And secondly how did—
Troy: Bumps with chest
Gumball: —you even know about it? It was like two—
Troy: Bumps with chest
Gumball: Ugh— minutes ago!
Carlton: Sarah told us.
Oh for go-Sarah is seriously at her most annoying this episode. Gumball and Darwin literally could not have possibly made it any more clearer that they don't want anything to do with this, yet she's still trying to force them into it anyway? What is wrong with her? +5

Also, Gumball says their interaction with Frank happened only two minutes ago, despite they fact they had just gotten home from school, and are now going back again. If this isn't the next day then why are they going back again? +1

Gumball: ...and they said we have to fight them at four tomorrow, or their super rich dad will bulldoze the school and build a golf course on it. I mean, when I say that out loud, it's like the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.
Mister Small: Hmmm. Well, all I can say is...if there were to be a fight at four tomorrow, I would probably be in this office listening to loud music with the blinds closed.
Darwin: Wait, are you actually telling us to fight these guys?
Mister Small​​​​​​​: No no no no. No counselor would condone such a thing. I mean think about it: all your friends, the people who work very hard to give you an education. All of this, you shouldn't fight for. Winks repeatedly
A school guidance councilor is straight up encouraging students to fight? How does this man still have a job? +1

Nigel Brown: Now, fighting is never okay.
Inside, the principal is shown bending backwards while pretending to choke someone
Nigel Brown: Whispering But let's say he's got his arm around your neck like this. It might seem like a bad spot, but you'll have to take advantage of your environment.Aloud Oh! Lookie what we've got here. His own shoe! You can just grab that, it's really very easy. Most people won't expect it. Now you can throw Throws imaginary shoe it across the room, and he will release you because most people usually really want their shoe back. Continues talking
Darwin: Has there been some kind of chemical leak today? 'Cause right now, everyone's acting like total psychos.
Seriously though! I mean, something must be going on for people to be acting so god damn annoying all of a sudden. +1

Gumball: And I know what's gonna happen if we roll with this: we're gonna have a fight, and it's gonna look like we're losing. But then we'll win thanks to our heart or something. Then those sweater guys will respect us, and they will freeze frame with some kind of high-five mega happy ending cheese pose.
Hah, the fourth wall breaking is amazing! -1

Penny: Gumball! Runs to him I heard you're gonna sacrifice yourself to save the school. I know it's heroic and selfless and— Aside kind of attractive. Gumball gets excited But I know that there's nothing I can do to stop you but I thought I should try! Listen to your heart. What does it say?
Since when was Penny so direct with her feelings toward Gumball like this? I mean, her just outright saying she finds him attractive just doesn't seem like her. +1

Gumball's heart: Get a restraining order on those guys, and live happily in shame!
Gumball: It says I have to fight!
Hahahaha, classic Gumball! -1

Sarah: Gumball! If you believe in your heart, you can win this!
Gumball: Sigh

You'd think with Penny there watching him he'd want to put on more of a show. +1

Sarah: Is there anything you can do, sir? He'll never be able to live his life if he doesn't finish this game.
Gumball is lying stomach-down naked, with a towel covering him
Gumball: Uh-yeah, I will. I'll live just fine.
Ahahahahha, Gumball and Darwin's sarcasm is seriously the best part of this episode! -5

He starts untying the sweaters on him, and takes off his shirt revealing more sweaters, and another shirt on him. He takes off many layers of the same clothing until he finally reaches the last sweater under all of the layers. He hands this over to Gumball
How was this guy not melting to death with that many layers on? +1

Total Sins: 3

Most Sinned Episode So Far: The Hero (1, 490, 894)
Least Sinned Episode So Far: The Banana (-13)