Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball Part 1: Seasons 1-3 & Comics

EWW: The Pizza

[The episode starts with the whole Wattersons family going inside their house. They are complaining noisily]
I get Nicole storming in angry but the rest of the family just came in from random parts of the house and started yelling at the same time out of nowhere. Were they just bottling everything up and all four of them randomly decided to let everything out at the same time? +1

Darwin: Anais-! [Anais slaps Darwin]
Okay, no. I get that she's in a really bad mood, and that's totally understandable, but she does not get to take it out on Darwin and slap him in the face! Especially when the two of them are made over the exact same thing! +10

Richard: Look. We've all had a difficult day. What we need is a balanced meal with meat and vegetables. I'm thinking tomatoes, and ham served on a bread base for a slow release of energy with melted cheese on top because dairy products are good for growing children's bone structure. It should minimize dishwashing, and be round in shape negating any sharp edges to avoid oral injuries.
Awww, I love that even though he was mad he was still thinking about the kids whilst coming up with his idea! AAnd people say he's a bad father? Yeah, right! -1

Richard: Dagnabbit, I thought I just invented a new food. I was gonna call it "The circular half-sandwich with stuff on it." [Sighs] I guess my greatest invention will remain the potato sticks fried in oil.
I get Richard isn't the brightest, but surely he of all people knows what pizza and chips (or fries for all y'all Americans) are. +1

Richard: Okay, have you got it?
Larry: Yes. We have a family-sized pizza with one-fifth Margherita, one-fifth vegetarian, one-fifth surf, one-fifth turf, and one-fifth mega meat. None of the fifths can be cooked in the same oven but must be an identical temperature on delivery.
Who on earth orders a plane margherita pizza, the most boring pizza in existence, when ordering pizza? If you're gonna order pizza you might as well go all out! +1

Also, one of them got vegetarian pizza? Since when were any of them vegetarian? That or I guess they just didn't feel in the mood for any meat on their pizza. Either way, it's still a somewhat surprising choice +1

Larry: No, sir. I mean do you want to pay a gratuity, for service and in compensation for the half-hour long order you just made?
What!? How did that order take half an hour? Even with asking everyone what they wanted and Larry writing it all down, there's no way it should have taken that long +1

Gumball: Ugh! This is taking forever.
Nicole: Be patient, boys. It's only been sixteen minutes.
Firstly, Darwin didn't even say anything so I don't know why she's lumping him in with it. Secondly, Larry said he'd be there in fifteen minutes, so Gumball has every right to be annoyed +5

Larry: Well, the damage is only superficial. [Closes car hood] So it shouldn't cost more than a hundred dollars.
Nicole: A hundred dollars? [Breaks headlight] Excuse me?!
I'm...not sure why Nicole is so outraged over this. I mean, $100 for a car repair is incredibly cheap compared to what most cost. if anything, she should feel relieved +1

Larry: Better make that two-hundred.
Nicole: What?! [The sound of her voice breaks the windows]
Larry: Uh...five-hundred..?
Nicole: What?!! [The whole car falls apart at the sound of her voice]
Despite her outbursts damaging the car more and more, Nicole still continues to yell anyway +1

[Flashback ends]
Nicole: [Normal voice] Anyway, I feel much better now. [She sees her family pushing away her head with a table (which has become large)] Oh. Sorry. A little too much in the moment there. [Head shrinks to normal]
Awwww, I love the small detail of Anais holding onto and hiding behind Darwin for protection! -5