Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball Part 1: Seasons 1-3 & Comics

EWW: The Society

Teri: Four score and seven years ago, plus some more years, I was the first American president to have a beard.
I mean, just because they didn't have beards in their portraits doesn't men they never at any point had beards. They very easily could have, even if only for a few days +1

Gumball: Oh, come on, Mr. Small! This play needs more action. I mean, what do you think an audience would rather watch: a load of people going- [Gumball speaks gibberish.] or me going-"IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!"[Gumball whips out his belt, pretends to swing, and then shoot things.]
Gumball: That's my secret, I'm always angry! [Growls]
[Gumball becomes the Hulk, and his other acts make Mr. Small facepalm. He yells out familiar phrases from characters such as Ryu/Ken, Harry Potter, Liu Kang and then the announcer from Mortal Kombat, etc.]
Gumball: Shoryuken! Expecto patronum!
[Gumball eventually settles down with a bicycle kick.]
Gumball: Gumball wins, fatality. [Normal voice] And then, I kiss the girl. [Pretends to kiss an invisible girl]
100% agree with Gumball here. If you do an entire play of just people talking about Presidents of the United States, the entire audience is gonna be asleep not even a quarter of the way through. They're coming for an hour or two of entertainment, not history lessons -10

[With his toy bow and arrow, Gumball aims and fires at the bunch of headshot pictures that Mr. Small is carrying. Instead, he scores a direct hit on Mr. Small's forehead. The non-lethal arrow is left stuck to his head.]
Mister Small​​​​​​​​: Ow. [Screams while falling to the ground dramatically]
Dude...it's a plastic fucking arrow. Grow the fuck up. +5

Nigel Brown: You're in detention for the rest of the month.
Gumball: What?! Banana Joe just got a slap on the wrist for what he did!
Nigel Brown: Banana Joe was running through the hall. You shot an arrow into a teacher's head.
A PLASTIC. TOY. ARROW. What Gumball did was no worse than what Banana Joe did, and DEFINETELY not worth an entire month's (or whatever's left of it) worth of detention. This is literally just Principal Brown finding whatever exucses he can to be harsher toward Gumball than other students because of a personal dislike/grudge toward him, and it is completely unfair +25

Gumball: He was holding this bunch headshots which will be sticky notes here, and I had my bow and arrow like this elastic band and paperclip--
[Gumball inadvertently shoots the paper clip through Brown's glasses, and into one of his eyes. The principal falls down a window. Another paperclip bounces into a socket, and this causes a small explosion. The sprinkler system and fire alarm are activated.]
Nigel Brown: [From outside] Let's make it three months' detention!
SEE! That was clearly an accident, and even if it wasn't, it would not be worth TRIPLE the amount of detention! +20

Gumball: Dude, I swear. Sometimes, I think the whole world is against me.
Between this, The Oracle, The Curse, The Robot, The Hero, The Fridge and The Goons...yeah no, it absolutely unequivically is. The universe fucking despises your guts, and it's unfair +5

Darwin: I don't know. Sometimes it feels like maybe, its kinda because you're a little uh--Gumball: Mistreated?
Darwin: A little...
Gumball: Cheated out of things I deserved?
Darwin: Eh--
Gumball: Unjustifiably shunned?
Darwin: I was kind of going more for a weeping sore of annoyance.
No no no, Gumball is 100% right. Very little, if any, of the misfortune that comes his way is ever warranted or deserved. You want proof? None of the episodes I listed above, except for The Hero and somewhat The Oracle, were his fault in the slightest. He did nothing to warrant the treatment he got in those episodes. in fact his actions warranted the exact opposite. Every time he tried to help or do something good the universe fucked him over for it tenfold.