Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball Part 1: Seasons 1-3 & Comics

EWW: Issue 4- The Black Out

SYNOPSIS: Gumball has to deal with the summertime blues. It was all fun and games at first but now he's dealing with summer's worst enemy: boredom! It's up to Darwin to cheer up his pal before the blues start infecting everyone on their summer vacation.

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*inhale as I try to compose myself*

Are you actually taking the fucking piss!? You did it again!? HOW!?

Okay, okay, for those confused...no, this is not the plot of this Issue. Not even close. What are you are reading is actually an earlier synopsis for the issue they released amongst many others. Before this they'd accidentlaly released Issue 2 with it's earlier synopsis, and now they've managed to do the exact same thing. Again.

How the fuck can anyone be this damn incompotent!? The first time they did it was baffling enough, but twice!?  TWICE!?

Between this and the four fucking delays this issue also recieved, I have no idea how the series even managed to reach this issue, let alone eight. +50

Rocky: All aboard!
[Pulling up to the school, he opens the doors to the bus. Miss Simian walks on board holding a tray of food]
Rocky: Oh, hey Miss Simian!
Miss Simian: This is the lunch you served in the cafeteria this afternoon.
[The tray contains a burger next to a pile of grey slop]
Rocky: Yeah, sloppy joe! Kids love their sloppy joes!
[Miss Simian tilts the tray, letting the food fall onto the floor]
Miss Simian: [Walking away[ It's a good thing you're the janitor too! Now clean that up!
Woah, hey, what the fuck! I get that grey slop wasn't very appetizing, but that burger looked perfectly fine! Plus the kids would have had desert too! Besides, not as if you could do any better! +1

Also, since when has Miss Simian ever given the slightest fuck about the students' health or well-being? +1

[Rocky sits furiously in Principal Brown's office]
Principal Brown: While I do apologise for Miss SImian's behavior, I can't just give you her job, Rocky. And besides, you play an important role here at Elmore. Several important roles! I'm sorry there's just nothing I can do.
[Mr and Mrs Robinson suddenly lean out from either side of Rocky]
Mr and Mrs Robinson: We'll sue.
And almost definetely lose. Yes, what Miss SImian did was wrong, but Principal Brown has likely already scalded her for it. Giving Rocky her job is not only unreasonable but also probably illegal, as he has none of the training or experience required to be a teacher. Long story short, the chances of him winning this case in a court are astronomically low +1

Also, since when did Mr and Mrs Robinson give a fuck about Rocky? As fa as they're concerned he's nothing but a disappointment and failure. They would never be willing to spend thousands of dollars to sue over him feeling disrespected at work +1

Also also, Mrs Robinson speaks English here. Which is all kinds of cursed +5

[The next day rocky standa at the front of the class in a suit]
Rocky: You may be wondering why I'm here. Well, everyone at school's gonna be switching jobs today so they'll respect how hard I-I mean how hard we all work. Today I am not your bus driver or janitor. I am your humble teacher
Again, no way this is legal. Rocky has absolutely no training, experience or qualifications. At all. +1

[Later on the kids leave class]
Rocky: Well, that's the lunch bell. Go, my children! Learn! Feel! Love! 
Gumball: I never thought I'd know the joy of learning!
But...you didn't learn anything. +1

[Gumball goes to get his lunch, only for Miss Simian to splat a pile of brown sludge onto his tray]
Miss Simian: It's refried beans
This bitch had the audacity to complain about the food Rocky was serving when this is what she comes up with? What Rocky served was miles better compared to this slop! +10