Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball Part 1: Seasons 1-3 & Comics

EWW: Issue 3- Tag: The Betrayal

SYNOPSIS: When Gumball suggests a game of tag to settle an argument, he fails to realize just how seriously people take tag in the town of ELmore ! Can he handle being "it"? What depths will he sink to in order to tag someone else?!
Holy shit they...they actually got a synopsis that is both relevant and specific!? It's a god damn miracle! I mean, it shouldn't be, but considering how incompotent the people workong on this have already proven themselves to be this alone is a pretty big achivement -5

Let's hope they can keep this up!

Gumball: I'm right!
Jamie: You're wrong!
Gumball thought it was a good idea to get into an argument with Jamie God Damn Russo. The school bully. Someone most people, including him on any other occasion, are terrified of. +1

Also, come on, you aren't even gonna tell us what the argument that starts this whole story is even about?  Yiu can't just blue ball us like that! +1

Gumball: Gumball Watterson does not admit defeat!
*cue montage of the multiple occasions Gumball has given in to people's begging/demands*

Also The H-...that episode where he admitted defeated and went with Darwin to apologise to his father. Sure he changed his mind and didn't go through with it, but he had still in that moment admitted defeat. +1

Jamie: [Panicking] Um, actually, you know what? Nevermind. Let's just say you're right.
Gumball: Let's just say I'm right? But do you believe I'm right Jamie? Do you feel it?
...does it matter? She just admitted defeat and said you were right. You won. Aegument over. There's literally no reason for you to go through with this game of tag anymore. 

What's that? You're going to inexplicably go through with anyway, because we wouldn't have a story if you didn't? Alright then. +25

Darwin: Is Russian Roulette just a game?
Gumball: No, Russian Roulette is an important multicultural game that bridges the subtle divide between Russia and Las Vegas.
The fact that both Gumball and Darwin know what Russian Roulette is heavily concerns me. What the fuck have they been watching or searching online to know about such a dark and gruesome game!? +5

Gumball: Now call it!
Jamie: Uhhhh, tails!
[Gumball flips the coin and it lands on 'Gumball is it']
Darwin: NOOOOOOOO!
Gumball asks for Jamie to call heads or tails...on a coin that has neither +1

Also, what the fuck? What the fuck coin has 'Gumball is it' and (presumeably) 'Jamie is it' or 'Gumball isn't it' on it? +1

Gumball: What an oddly specific coin.
You can call yourself out all you want writers, that doesn't negate the fact that him having such a coin makes no fucking sense +1

Darwin: Y-You're it...
Gumball: But I won't be it for long!
[He tries to tag Jamie but she bolts out of the corridor-]
Gumball: Well there's plenty of other people to tag!
[He enters the next corridor where many of his classmates stand talking. As soon as they see him they all run away from him, leaving him alone in the corridor]
[At the end of school Gunbal heads to the school bus]
Gumball: Kids take tag pretty seriously around here...
[Gumball reaches the bus]
Gumball: Hey ,Rocky.
[Upon seeing Gumball, Rocky slams the bus doors shut and begins to drive away. Gumball chases after him]
Gumball: Hey, where are you going!? Wait for me! Wha-
[The bus crashes through the barrier at the end of the road and drives off the side of a cliff]
Rocky: Remember your training, kids!
[They all jump out of the bus in parachutes that rwd 'NOT IT'. Gumball stands watching in disbelief]
[Now miserable Gumball arrives home, only to find the house empty]
Okay, what the fuck. The kids running away from him is kinda understandable since this is a game of tag. But doing everything in their power to avoid him!? Especially Darwin, Penny and Carrie!? The fuck is wrong with them!?