Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball Part 1: Seasons 1-3 & Comics

EWW: Issue 6- The Suit

[The students of Miss Simian's class sit bored as she lectures them]
Miss Simian: Today we have a guest speaker who is much more successful than any of you can ever hope to be. On the off-chance that you actually listen to him today, you might possibly grow up and not become a burden to society.
Firstly, I get Miss Simian doesn't like teaching, but surely she could get fired for talking to her students like this. +1

Secondly, Fairy Penny debuted in the main show after Issue 2's release but it still took until Issue 6 for the comics to finally catch up and implement her too +1

[Patrick walks in wearing a blue suit]
Patrick. Hello, children! Hello, my lovely daughter!|
[He stops, glaring at Gumball]
Patrick: Watterson.
Gumball: Hi, how ya doin'
Patrick: Hmph.
I get Patrick isn't the biggest fan of Gumball, but god damn the poor guy is just sitting and minding his own buisiness, there's no need to be so hostile to him +1

Patrick: I never take "no" for an answer. Go on, try me.
Teri: "No"?
[He takes a pencil and erases her mouth]
Patrick just essentially assaaulted a student. What the fuck +5

Darwin: Wow, what an inspirational talk!
Really? Pretty much all he said was "make your own rules and don't take no for an snswer". Doesn't really seem that inspirational to me +1

Darwin: Wait, how do we succeed?
Gumball: You know...make our own rules. Look people in the eyes. Kill things.
No, that's how you go to prison for murder. +1

Darwin: None of that means anything!
Gumball: I guess we didn't learn anything. Why were we so impressed?
Calling yourself out for something not making sense doesn't make it any less of a sin, writer +5

Gumball: No wait, it was...the suit! Darwin, I have an idea!
Darwin: Mischief!
[At home Gumball and Darwin sneak upstairs to their parents room, going over to their closet]
Wait...why did they go upstairs to get to their parents room? Every time it's been shown in the series, it's been downstairs right next to the front door. Yet again proof the writer did no research when writing these +10

Darwin: So are we just going to gloss over the pile of sandwiches Dad has left in the closet?
Gumball: Yes!
Pfffft -1

[Gumball emerges from the closet, now wearing the very oversized suit.=
Gumball: Well? Do I look...successful?
Darwin struggles and fails to hold back hiis laughter. Gumball looks in the mirror confused]
Gumball: There's something not quite right here...
Awww, seeing Gumball dressed in oversized clothes like this is honestly kinda cute. -5

Though, he expected a suit owned by his father, who is known for being overweight, to fit him. +1

Gumball: Hmm...
[He picks up a sandwich]
Gumball: Maybe I just need a little action in the shoulder area here...
[He pushes the sandwich into his shoulder. Suddenly, he sspins rapidly. One he stops the suit now fits perfectly and he has large shoulders]
What the fuck? How did adding a sandwich into the shoulder of his suit suddenly make it fit him? You can't just do shit like this out of nowhere with no explanation +5

[The next day Gumball stands smugly in front of Principal Brown's office, the sign of which now reads Principal Gumball]
Darwin: How!?
[Flashback to earlier]
Principal Brown: You will absolutely have nothing to do with running this school, Mr Watterson.
[Gumball wiggles his shoulders]
Principal Brown: I'll collect my things...
What the fuck!? How the fuck does wiggling his shoulders convince Principal Brown in any way? No regular adult would ever let a 12 year old like Gumball run the school, ever. For any reason. This is just stupid. +10