Everything Wrong With The Amazing World of Gumball Part 1: Seasons 1-3 & Comics

EWW: The Spoiler

Darwin: Dude, what are you doing?
Gumball: Well, I need money and the tooth fairy will provide.
Darwin: What about your allowance?
Gumball: I spent it on this bow and arrow.
So Gumball recieved his allowance, and then spent that money on a bow and arrow in order to try and get enough money for movie tickets...even though he had enougb money in the first place? How on earth does this plan make any fucking sense? +10

Gumball: For the movies. [Face goes back to normal] Which of my organs do you think is the least useful? [Lifts up shirt] How much do you think a nipple would go for?
You don't...have nipples. Unless this is revealing that he has under his fur this entire time which...I don't wanna think about. +1

Darwin: What movie would be worth losing your ability to make cheese?!
Writers make Gumball and/or Darwin uncharacteristically stupid cliché +1

Gumball: Secondly, we're talking about The Screamening! It's the only movie in ten years that's not a remake, a sequel, a remake of a sequel, or a prequel of a sequel of a remake!
Oh my god, this is too real. Even more so nowadays. It's so tiring -10

Darwin: Really?! Time to dig into the money my biological parents left me!
Gumball: How can you inherit money from a couple of goldfish?
[Darwin retrieves a small treasure chest from his bowl and opens it in front of Gumball, releasing several bubbles.]
Darwin: Oooh!
[Gumball carefully pushes the bubbles back down into the chest.]
Gumball: Maybe you should save these and invest them in the future. It's what they would have wanted.
So this is implying that Darwin's parents are dead. Which begs a lot of questions? How did he find that out? What happened to them? How long have the rest of the Watterson's known? Or, did Gumball or someone else just tell Darwin they were dead to stop him wondering about them or something?

You can't just drop lines like this and move on like it's nothing! +5

Gumball: [Taken aback] Oh. [Quietly] Awkward. [Laughs nervously] I-I guess this was bound to happen one day. [Inhales and puts hands together] Actually, you don't have any money. Your piggy bank is filled with nails.
Darwin: [Equally nervously] Toenails.
How has she not found this out? surely she must have gone to get money out of it at some point, right? +1

Also, ew +1

[Anais finds her hands empty and sees her brothers holding her allowance, laughing merrily.]
Gumball: This is perfect! [Gasps] I'll pay you back!
He expects her to believe this +1

Anais: You don't have to pay me back.
Gumball: I don't?
[Gumball dances in joy until Anais swipes the thirty dollars from his hand.]
Anais: On one condition: you take me with you.
Gumball: No way. You're way too young. You'd freak the wig out.
Anais: [Deep voice] Oh, you don't think I can take it?
Gumball: [Deep voice] Oh, I know you can't take it.
Anais: [Deep voice] You better believe I can take it.
Darwin: [Deeper voice] Why are you guys talking in scary voices?
Gumball: [Normal voice] 'Cause, it's a scary movie, dude.
Darwin: [Normal voice] A scary movie?!
Anais: [Normal voice] If you don't take me, you don't get the money.
Gumball: Fine. I'll just wait 'til the end of the week when I get my allowance.
Anais: Ha! Good luck avoiding the spoilers until then.
Gumball: Well, good luck trying to think of a comeback to this.
[Gumball performs a dance of mockery and Anais leaves.]
And this right here proves what an amazing brother Gumball is. Even though he's desperate to go and see this movie and has just been handed the money he needs to do so on a silver platter, he chooses without hesitation to wait an entire week and risk getting the movie completely spoiled for him over even considering bringing Anais to a horror movie. He'd rather risk his own enjoyment of the film than let his sister to be terrified by such a movie. We have an S-Rank brother right here folks -10