EWW: The Nobody

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Darwin: What is it?
Gumball: It's my greatest invention! I call it...
[He unveils it]
Gumball: [Deep voice] The Entertaininator...
Darwin: The Entertaininator?
Gumball: No no no, you– you have to do the voice.
Darwin: Alright, well, I think [Deep voice] The Entertaininator [Back to normal voice] seems to be a bunch of junk taped together.
Gumball: No, dude, it's the ultimate boredom annihilator. Tailored to the need of a modern child's attention span, which happens to be zero-point-eight seconds. [Darwin is looking around] Darwin?
Darwin: Sorry, what was that? I got distracted by– [Lights up] oh, look, a shoe!
Gumball: Dude, just check this out... Video game, comic book, RC helicopter, ping-pong! When I get hungry I... [Tries to eat a sandwich taped to The Entertaininator. After a moment he takes a bite out of it. The helicopter then falls on him] You get the idea.
To be fair, for something whipped up by a twelve year old, THE ENTERTAININATOR is actually surprisngly impressive. Yet again Gumball proves that he can be smart when he needs or wants to be -5

Nicole: [Holds up a purse] Well, someone has definitely taken twenty dollars from my purse!
Gumball: So? Could've been Anais.
Nicole: If it was her I wouldn't have known about it, it had to be someone dumb enough to think I wouldn't notice! And it couldn't be your father [Richard holds up his fingers] because his fingers are too fat!
Richard: And someone's been using my toothbrush! And it can't be your mother or Anais because I've tasted theirs and the flavors don't match!
Anais: Yeah, and someone- [Looks at him] uh- [Sighs] Someone stole Daisy the Donkey! I can't go to the museum without her! It's two for one 
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Okay, let's go all Ace Attorney for a moment and go over all of these bullshit accusations one by one and debunk why it's completely impossible for and/or doesn't make any fucking sense for Gumball and/or Darwin to be the perpertrators, at least purposefully, shall we?

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEqgWvR_TDo)

1. $20 Dollars being stolen from Nicole's purse.
The two of them definetely do some wreckless and stupid things sometimes, but stealing money from their mother's purse!? They would never go that far. Ever. No matter how desperately they may need or want money for something, they would never stoop as low as theft, especially not from their own mother. Even in their most dire circumstance, when their mother left them to fend for themselves with no food and water, they didn't even  consider taking money from her purse to get food for themselves. Even though they were starving and filthy they still remained honest and only spent their own money. Why? Because Nicole raised the two of them better than to ever do something as dishonest as stealing. Gumball explicitly says so in The Limit when he physically can't bring himself to steal a chocolate bar. Nicole should know full well that the two of them wouldn't do something like that, and the fact she believes they would really opens your eyes and shows you just how little she actually thinks of them deep down  +50

(and yes I know Gumball's steals $100 from Nicole in The Uncle but that was out of character for him and will be sinned when we get there)

2. Using Richard's toothbrush.
This...barely even warrants being discussed. They have their own toothbrushes, what possible reason could they have for ever wanting to deliberately use their father's instead of their own? Besides, we know the siblings have gotten confused over the toothbrushes before, leading to Darwin and Anais using the same one without realizing, so it's very plausible that either Gumball or Darwin just used the wrong one again without realizing. Also, Richard could very easily just taste the boys toothbrushes' to check if the flavors match. +20

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