Y/n L/n is A Normal guy who is Just Small, short, and Cute, and he is pretty Much Living in A World where every woman wants to Protect and spoil him but in reality he can take care of Himself. He's A Reality warper who surpasses even People Like Iih...
You were still staying at the 7th Heaven Bar where you had gotten drunk off your Ass because Tifa Insisted you could handle A Raspberry Schnaps, but you really couldn't. You were A Lightweight to be honest.
Y/n: Oh Wow, Y-You know You Aerith You're Beautiful...
Aerith: (Blushing) Y-You really think so?
Y/n: Yeah, I mean Look at you! You're Adorable in that innocent Kind of sense! You're like A Baby that needs Protection! You're too Pure!
Aerith: (Blushing) Oh Thank you...
Y/n: Hey Tifa! A-Another Hic Vodka!
Tifa: Yeah, I think you had enough.
Y/n: No, That's never enough! L-Look at you! You know!
Tifa took A Deep breath and just tried to smile.
Tifa: You're Lucky I love you too Much to Hit you.
Y/n: Yeah! Hic, Y-You Know! I Love you too! Y-You have always been so Sexy, but I was always too shy to Admit it, Hic... A-Aerith too, You Know? Hic!
Aerith: (Blushing) Is he Serious?
Tifa: Yep, Baby Cakes, I know for sure he's serious. I've seen so Many drunk People that I know they always tell the Truth.
Aerith: (Blushing) Oh My!
Tifa: Yeah, Oh Wonder if Yuffie is here right now. She would have so Much fun with this.
???: That I am!
Tifa: Yuffie!? We're you stealing my Booze again!?
Yuffie: Um... No. I was... I got Nothing. I'm Just a Kleptomaniac. Hehehe! My Bad!
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Y/n: Y-Yeah, I mean, hic, Y-You Got A Real Problem but that makes you Kind of sexy, In A- Uh, Hic, Mysterious way...
Yuffie: Oh Really? See Tifa. Being A Thief apparently makes me sexy.
Tifa Just rolls her eyes as you Just continued being drunk.
Y/n: I-I mean Hic, you don't have Much of A Chest compared to Aerith or Tifa, but You have Hips that don't Lie, and You can't change that... N-Now, hic, Give me A Hug!
You then Hugged Yuffie wrapping your arms around her Gut as Yuffie was Taken a Little back by Surprise, as you drunkenly smiled.
Y/n: Ah, So, Hic, Soft~
Meanwhile...
Another Woman you know who actually A Huge Crush on you had was shoveling A Huge Burger in her Mouth as she was angrily telling herself about how she found out what Kind of girls you Like.
That is of course Jessie Rasberry.
Jessie: I still can't get over how Y/n constantly shameless flirts with that Fat Flower girl. Who knew if he had that side to him? Who knew he was A Chubby chaser... Or Chubby is An Understatement, and Not Y/n needs to catch anybody. Anybody with eyes would Instantly go to him. And I Don't Judge him! He has A Fat fetish No Problem! Just makes my Job easier Ladies! I'll Just make myself the Biggest Lady he's ever seen because I have A Y/n Fetish! So! Whatever! It! TAKES!
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