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i work on the next
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Waffles and fights
*Pythor and Daeva fighting*
Lloyd: Can I get a waffle?
Lloyd: Can I please get a waffle?
Roommates
*Lloyd and Daeva walk past, holding hands*
Kai, motioning towards them: And they were roommates..
Nya, annoyed: Oh my god, they were roommates :/
Friends
Daeva: I don't need friends
Daeva: They disappoint me
*Strikes a ridiculous pose*
Candy
Daeva, pointing at a candybar: What's that?
Lloyd: Chocolate :)
Daeva: What's chocolate?
Lloyd: Candy. Do they not have candy where you're from?
Daeva: Yeah. Grapes, nuts..
Lloyd: No wonder you're so bitter :(
Honesty
Jay: How stupid do you think I am?!
Daeva:
Daeva: You really want an honest answer to that?
Heights
Lloyd: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing'
Daeva: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees
Knock knock jokes
Lloyd: Knock, knock
Daeva: Who's there?
Lloyd: Boo
Daeva: Boo who?
Lloyd: Why are you crying?
Daeva, confused: I'm not crying.
Lloyd: Hello notcrying, I'm Lloyd :)
Rollercoaster
Daeva, staring up at the rollercoaster ride: Are you tall enough to ride this?
Lloyd, crossing his arms: Are you calling me short?
Daeva: I'm calling you vertically challenged
Bitching
Daeva: Seriously, all you do is bitch
Jay: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation
Spitta
Daeva, sharpening knife: We've got ways of making snakes talk
Daeva: *cuts piece of cake*
Spitta: ...Can I have some?
Daeva: Cake is for talkers
Facts
Zane: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?
Daeva, turning to Jay: How tall are you?
Jokes
Jay, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Zane, not understanding the joke: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
Jay:
Jay: Water you doing?
Stabbing
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*
Lloyd: *Would never stab anyone.*
Kai: *Would stab someone in retaliation.*
Jay: *Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.*
Daeva: *Would stab without warning.*
Nya: *Would stab as a warning.*
Curse words
Daeva: I apologize for saying 'fuck' in front of Lloyd
Nya: You just said it again
Lloyd:
Daeva: I am not a role model
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or make another ch
for vines later on in
the book. i hope yall
have a wonderful day!
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FanfictionWhat describes an oni? The opposite of Daeva. Daeva, for the longest time, has felt conflicted on her purpose and her existence. She's too much of a monster for the humans, and too much of a human for the monsters. However, that changes when she mee...
