'QSMP Oneshots'

'Drunk bird'

[TW: Alcohol, Throwing Up]

(Don't read it if you get nauseous easily! Read at your own risk I guess? I wrote this bracket like a year apart from making this story.)

(Philza's POV:)

I mined some diamonds from the stone around me; turning to look at Fit, Forever and Cellbit. The children were playing tag whilst staying away from the edge. I smiled at them and stretched my wings; my back creaking loudly and Fit giggled,

"god Phil... You really are old." I rolled my eyes and turned away, grabbing a couple pieces of iron from a barrel I brought earlier. I looked at it as I questioned if I should craft a iron pick as I lost my diamond one and didn't have enough to even make a new one. 

"Ok... I'm not... That old." I blurted out and Fit looked at me and smiled, I puffed my cheeks and twitched my wings. I crafted a pick and smiled at its prestine condition; chirping quietly as I just love shiny things. I placed it in my side satchel and turned to the other two. They both had a hysterical look on their face and I blinked,

"birb." Cellbit purred as he laughed hysterically and collapsed on the floor. I found this not very funny and turned to leave the mine; Chayanne following after me quite well with his short legs.

"WAIT PHILLL COME BACK!" They all cried and Cellbit ran over,

"ok... We're sorry for making fun of you about your age... And stuff.. Please forgive us and let's go to the bar! Drinks on us!" They all nodded and I was unsure... I don't usually like drinking that much as I'm not the best under alcohol and sometimes I go a bit... Overboard...

"I don't know..." They all looked at me and I knew there was no escape from these guys. They continued staring and started giving me the puppy eyes. Well for Cellbit I suppose it would be... Kitten eyes? I groaned loudly and lifted my arms in the air ind efeat,

"FINE FINE-!" They all cheered and Fit grabbed my arm and dragged me along with the group. Thankfully, we weren't too far from the bar and climbed the stairs and found seats inside the building in the wall. Of course the children weren't too far behind and they found a some beanbags to sit on in the corner. We all sat in front of the bar and ordered some drinks. No-one exactly worked here but we helped ourselves. We all laughed and chatted for a while until we heard footsteps coming from the door. I turned around and saw other members walking in and all of the group cheered,

"HA! Maximus, you were right, they are here!" Maximus gave me a quick thumbs up and laughed proudly,

"oh, but of course! I am ALWAYS right!" They laughed and found some seats around the tables and grabbed some drinks throughout the night. The chattering continued and we were all drinking. I was probably only 3 or 4 drinks in when I started feeling light-headed. I wasn't to drinking this much in one sitting and tried to hide my nauseous behaviour by laughing and ordering another drink. I grabbed it and chugged it down; spluttering and coughing as it went down my throat weirdly. Roier looked at me and laughed,

"PHILZA~ You are a party animal aren't ya'?" I chuckled softly and placed the glass down with a satisfying "ching". I placed my head on the counter and sighed,

"see, I can be crazy sometimes...!" I hiccuped and slammed my fist on the counter as well. Roier ruffled my hair and we both laughed together. 

~30 Minutes Later~

I was having a fun time but the feeling of dizziness still lingered throughout my body and my arms were going numb. I don't think it was the alcohol but I was too drunk to think about it. We were all cheering and chanting random shit but it was so fun. People began dancing and I joined them for a while. It wasn't long until the room started spinning and I looked around and was confused. I made my way towards a seat and sat down; I stood up only after a second of sitting and grabbed another glass full of the yellowish liquid. I gulped it down and sat at the counter and slammed my head. Forever came over with a concerned look plastered over his face and placed a gentle hand on my shoulder. My wings twitched at the contact and I looked up at him and grinned with my teeth,

"Hi mattee~..." I mumbled and was still able to form words but that would probably be different later. Forever looked at me and frowned,

"alright mister, you have had enough to drink, let's get Chayanne and  you home now. Cellbit, mind helping me get these two home?... Cellbit...?" We looked around and saw Roier and Cellbit legit making out in the corner. He rolled his eyes and waved his hand which Roier pointed out to him and he looked towards us and didn't even have to ask what Forever needed and held Roier's hand as he walked over to us. I waved at him and he waved back and the three of them muttered between them on a plan. 

"Ok... So, who's carrying him?" They must of agreed as I felt somebody pick me up in bridal position and I enjoyed their warmth and nuzzled my head against their chest, hearing a quiet coo as somebody rubbed circles on my back. I chirped quietly as I felt all the energy I had bfore exit my body, yet I still couldn't sleep. I wasn't sure if it was because of the alochol or the fact I felt sick. I grumbled and held my stomach and wriggled uncomfortably and I threw myself out of the person's arm which caught them off-guard. I leaned over and retched out the waste from my body. I coughed and spluttered and felt like shit. My wings dipped and I was shivering as I continued throwing up. Cellbit bent down and patted my back,

"there, there Phil..." I coughed and struggled to move and my arms and legs felt weak. Forever came over and picked me up in bridal position and hugged me close and felt his chin on top of my head. I chirped quietly and I honestly felt safe. I felt my eyes become heavy as Forever held me close. Yawning, I fell asleep and enjoyed the nice, cool breeze onto my face.  I still felt sick but I could be worse. never again will I be drinking that much.