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TW: cussing
(Ps this has nothing to do with the fan fiction🧍)
okay so me and my family and my moms bf and his son were on our way to go drive bumper cars at Wisconsin Dells
and we had just got done swimming and you know how your swimsuit sticks to your shirt and gets it damp?
Yeah my mom had that
Keep that in mind,
I have THE WORST headache of this year and so I didn't wanna go and my mom won't let me stay in the hotel room alone so I had to come with.
We walk down there which it's awhile aways from our hotel room.
I walk down there and tell my mom that I'm not gonna go and I'm gonna wait near the arcade, which is right by the bumper cars.
She calls me down there and I take everyone's phones and head back up the stairs, I sit down and start reading some of the stories on here and revising the ones I have wrote so far.
A few minutes later my mom comes back up annoyed.
And she's like "—- I have to go change my shirt because it's wet where my BBBBBiddies are"
(I like the word biddies more then boobs so yeah)
And I nod and agree to come with so shes blabbering about how we just walked there and now we have to walk back.
My head is still pounding and you know the saying where someone's like
"Thick thighs save lives"
no.
no they don't.
MY THIGHS ARE RUBBING TOGETHER LIKE A MOTHERFUCKKEERRRRR
LIKE DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED
oh wait I have headphones
oh wait there's a cute guy
anyways

SO YEAH IM LIKE BOUTA DIE AND I REALLY WANT SOME CHICKEN TENDERS BECAUSE IM A BASIC WHITE BOY
and now I'm back at the arcade listening to some jams while typing this

I want to become one with the machines like
"Mom mom I won look!!"
And I just rise from the pit and scare the living shit out of kids🫡

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