(inappropriate jokes, swearing)
Brandon: So my therapist was talking to me and she said that I really just need to break down my walls and let people in.
Brandon: So I've decided to break the fourth wall.
Brandon: *looks at camera* Hi there. I use humor as a coping mechanism.
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Devin: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Polly: I forgot I was doing a test.
Devin: Polly.
Polly: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
David: Polly-
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Lara: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Lara: One... two... three.
Kit: ...
Lara: ...
Lara: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
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Brandon: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Kit: Can everyone in this godforsaken guild please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
David: Ya know... it might be.
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Micheal: How's practice going?
Devin: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
Micheal: Okay, just don't get any blood on your clothes.
Devin: ...you shouldn't be condoning this.
Micheal: Don't tell me how to live my life.
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Brandon: Polly is forbidden from monologuing.
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Lara: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter "s".
David: *looks over at Devin and Ritchie*
David: Is it "sexual tension"?
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Ritchie: Brandon got into a fight.
Ms. P: That's bad.
Ms. P:
Ms. P: Did they win?
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Devin, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!
Lucas: Oh? Lemme see!
Devin, opening their hands to see nothing there: ...hm.
Lara: ...where's the spider.
Devin: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*
Lucas: Oh no.
Lara: DEVIN, WHERE'S THE SPIDER?!
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modern day FtO be like:
Inmo: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
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FariyTail Origins oneshots
Fanfictionthese are stories of the guilds of the guilds of Atlantide, join the guilds as we watch how they interact (requests are open)
