transformers prime helluva boss crossover (rewrite)

chapter 4: more problems

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Octavia was in the middle of listening to music until she sees the camera

Octavia: really? You really want to know what happened last time on transformers prime helluva boss? The same old shit as last time. When you work for a living everything flies by, if you know what I mean.

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The scene begins with Stolas and Octavia leaving hell and heading to the autobot Base.

Millie: and that's why I'm not allowed in the harvest moon pain games.

Felicity: that's fuckin' stupid. Why would they kick you out for murdering people? It's hell.

Jack: she caused 9 funerals.

Circuitjack: that's nothing.

Jack: sometimes I wonder if you two are insane.

Felicity: have you met my mom!?

Stolas: *same time* have you met my wife!?

Arcee: *same time* have you met Starscream!?

Jack: with Starscream, yes. With Stolas's wife, no. With Felicity's mom, why is she even part of this conversation?

Felicity: you didn't know my mom.

The scene then cuts to a flashback of when Felicity was five.

Felicity: happy mother's day, mommy!

Ruth: what is this a Lima bean?

Felicity: it's a heart.

Ruth: that's shitty artwork.

Felicity: I tried my best.

Ruth: no you didn't! You were lazy and took the easy way out. In life there's the easy way or the right way. You want to get married. Are you gonna trap the man by having his child or just wait for love like some kind of idiot?

Felicity: um, wait?

Ruth then immediately slapped Felicity in the face after hearing what she just said.

Ruth: you have his child, the way God intended!

The scene cuts back to Felicity.

Felicity: then my sister came into the room with a shitty sculpture and my mother completely loved it.

Blitz: what the fuck? My dad was the same way with anyone who did a better clown performance than me. And your sisters present was worse?

Felicity: it's just my whole life my mom loved Heather more than me, to the point where she didn't even care when she hit my head against the wall when I was one.

Bumblebee: what!?

Raf: she didn't care!?

Ratchet: how messed up can your life get!?

Stolas: how did you not think you were a fucking chair!?

Felicity: I don't know and I don't care.

Stolas: seriously.... *Sees text message* Sorry I can't come.

Blitz: who the fuck was that?

Stolas: my sister. Our father is forcing her to throw a party as a way to arrange a marriage between her daughter and the duke's son. I had to be brutally honest and say I can't go.